The Argumentative Christmas Thread

I think Christmas sucks. Every year I hope for just one Christmas miracle, but it never happens. **** Christmas

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It will happen dude, it will happen. Mine happened after 17 years, don't lose hope
 
„I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And free man you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?” „Two thousand against ten?” – the veteran shouted. „No! We will
run – and live!” „Yes!” Wallace shouted back. „Fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!”
It doesn't get any more sappy than that


.....and you were riding your horse on a ****ing skirt
 
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C'mon..... we all know the real origins of Xmas.

Santa is rearranged Satan spelling.


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I played bass for a dyslexic death metal band. We worshiped Santa.
 

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