Suicide attempt closes DVP south ?

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chingro32 said:
How that be the cops fault? Some poor prick decided to end his life and it's someone else's burden? This new generation of thinking, to assign blame to others before themselves. Terrible.
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Those people like to get hugs or give.
Try giving them one next time as they tell you why nothing is ever their fault.
 
My high school teacher told us that if we decide to commit suicide instead of jumping off a bridge and possibly killing someone else and inconvenience everyone, just gon in the garage and turn on the car. At least this way it's nice and clean and you can still have an open casket. I like that teacher.
 
Julz said:
My high school teacher told us that if we decide to commit suicide instead of jumping off a bridge and possibly killing someone else and inconvenience everyone, just gon in the garage and turn on the car. At least this way it's nice and clean and you can still have an open casket. I like that teacher.
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I had a psch teacher who told us if we were to commit suicide using a gun make sure to put it in your mouth & point upwards. That way you get the brain stem & dont end up worse than you already are.

He always had crude humour in his classes
 
Julz said:
My high school teacher told us that if we decide to commit suicide instead of jumping off a bridge and possibly killing someone else and inconvenience everyone, just gon in the garage and turn on the car. At least this way it's nice and clean and you can still have an open casket. I like that teacher.
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Kind of like the dude from Storage Wars.
 
RockerGuy said:
I had a psch teacher who told us if we were to commit suicide using a gun make sure to put it in your mouth & point upwards. That way you get the brain stem & dont end up worse than you already are.

He always had crude humour in his classes
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There is too much chance or survival with a gun, if yer gonna do it right, do it like Kurt Cobain and use a shotgun and rest your head on the tip of the barrel.
 
markopas said:
There is too much chance or survival with a gun, if yer gonna do it right, do it like Kurt Cobain and use a shotgun and rest your head on the tip of the barrel.
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I feel sorry for the people that's gonna clean that up
N3WMAN said:
There is only one way to commit suicide with honour. Hold your breathe.
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Impossible
 
RockerGuy said:
I had a psch teacher who told us if we were to commit suicide using a gun make sure to put it in your mouth & point upwards. That way you get the brain stem & dont end up worse than you already are.

He always had crude humour in his classes
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if only the Boston bomber listened to your pysch teacher instead of blowing out his larynx.
 
markopas said:
There is too much chance or survival with a gun, if yer gonna do it right, do it like Kurt Cobain and use a shotgun and rest your head on the tip of the barrel.
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You're joking right?
 
RockerGuy said:
I had a psch teacher who told us if we were to commit suicide using a gun make sure to put it in your mouth & point upwards. That way you get the brain stem & dont end up worse than you already are.

He always had crude humour in his classes
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In one of my training courses there was documented video of a guy coming in to the ER that had tried to blow his head off... Didn't work and now his life is REALLY messed up.

jeffjones said:
Kind of like the dude from Storage Wars.
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Dude on storage wars killed himself that way?
I had a paper route as a kid, and apparently I delivered papers for 2 weeks with the guy being dead in his garage.
 
rmemedic said:
In one of my training courses there was documented video of a guy coming in to the ER that had tried to blow his head off... Didn't work and now his life is REALLY messed up.

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There are several cases of people surviving brain injuries. The brain is the least understood organ in the body. Maybe because there's not too many volunteers.

But anything to the brain stem & you're done! That's where basic funtions such as breathing is controlled
 
PLau said:
Why not find a higher bridge, jump off a cliff, or even better, Niagara Falls....
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Yeah - the falls will do it. An aquaintance of mine drove his car high speed into a rock-face in Northern Ontario trying to kill hiself but ended up just slightly disabled. A couple of years later he hurled himself into the Niagara river just above the Horseshoe Falls and went over........ mission accomplished!
RIP Scott.
 
Julz said:
My high school teacher told us that if we decide to commit suicide instead of jumping off a bridge and possibly killing someone else and inconvenience everyone, just gon in the garage and turn on the car. At least this way it's nice and clean and you can still have an open casket. I like that teacher.
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Might not work as well with newer cars.
 
I was watching I think it was the show called Motive, the mother wanted to assist in killing her son so he had a flexible pipe from the tailpipe to the drivers side window closed the window on the pipe and then then rolled up the blanket sealing off the rest of the gap and he turned the car on and then changed the channel. It won't matter how fuel efficient your car is it will end up killing you.
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