Hahahaha. No, redline isn't stratospheric but the will get to 8500-9500. And getting there isn't boring. Have had mine for 4 years now (F800S), tracked it 10 times and had absolutely no problem staying at the front of the intermediate group on my OEM Metzeler M1 tires. (I have since obviously turned to dedicated race bikes.) Turns very well and with more stability (read: confidence) than my GSXR600.
Suspension is definitely soft for the track but I've never had a problem with it on the street, even riding 2-up with my wife.
What I love about this bike is that it is very controllable in the lower RPMs, say cruising below 4K, but from 5K and up it shows its alter ego. I haven't noticed any flat spots in the powerband and it kicks you in the *** as soon as you crack the throttle. Have never had any problem staying at the front during group rides (have since stopped wanting to), but honestly I don't think that's a good measure of anyone's bike, just your willingness to take risks. The track definitely chills you out and now I ride to enjoy the scenery.
And I like where my turn signals are just fine, thank you very ******* much.
OP, don't get the F800S. It's discontinued meaning it'll probably hold its value well into the future. It's unique meaning there aren't a million out there and no one will want to steal it from your underground condo garage. It's cheaper to insure because it is classified as a sport tourer, thanks to its ST model sibling. It's build quality is good enough that in the future your kids will wonder why you still keep it lingering around the past twenty years.
Gee, don't know why anyone would want to put themselves through something like that.