Anyone do this or know someone that does? I'm thinking of taking early retirement and i need a job to keep the toys in the garage happy.
Anyone do this or know someone that does? I'm thinking of taking early retirement and i need a job to keep the toys in the garage happy.
Anyone do this or know someone that does? I'm thinking of taking early retirement and i need a job to keep the toys in the garage happy.
try this......
Relocate to Niagara area. Work for one of the wineries.... you get to imbibe on all kinds of free wine for the tastings for pretty much the entire day.
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been there, done that, much worse job than it sounds. people are pricks, think they're getting "buzzed" by the end of the day (even though they're spitting), you're not allowed to even taste the wine,
Makes you wanna just ***** slap them into a higher state of consciousness with your leather gauntlets stuffed with a bottle of ice wine.
+1. Not that I've been employed as a wine taster, but I've been to many a winery in my time and they are places I could never see myself working at. For one, you meet an awful lot of pretentious little yuppie pricks who think they know everything about wine but really don't have a clue - they're easy enough to spot, just look for the ones making a big show at the tasting table, swilling it around in the glass and taking a big sniff, then offering up some tripe little comment gleaned from last week's review in the paper before swallowing it in one gulp. Makes you wanna just ***** slap them into a higher state of consciousness with your leather gauntlets stuffed with a bottle of ice wine.
Now I'm really curious about how that feels
Which is exactly why i've never been to a single malt tasting evening.Best place to drink it is in the pits after a day on the track.DILLIGAF!Ok, here's what we can do... meet me at one of the Niagara region wineries, your choice. Sidle up to the tasting table, make a big show out of selecting a glass after reading the bottle label first - with your eyeglasses on and lips moving as you read - then take a big, lung filling sniff of it with your nose in the glass as far as possible. Pause thoughtfully for a moment then utter these words: "An amusing boquet with long legs, slightly presumptuous, but full of life with a hint of applewood and spices". Take a swig. Tilt your head back, swish it around in your mouth like you're gargling with mouthwash, then swallow it all. Pause thoughtfully again, then offer up "Hmm, a bit chalky on the palate, but a long, smooth finish" before retracting your little pinky and setting the glass back down on the counter. I'll take care of the rest. Oh, just let me know beforehand which hospital you want to wake up in.
Back on topic now.Handed out some resumes and i'm hoping i get a response.I'm really sick of my job.
FINE, Mr Fun Killer.
If it helps any, I just walked away from my trucking career on Monday and will be starting my new job in motorcycle sales and service tomorrow, which has long been a dream of mine. Perhaps there is a similar passion in your life that you could turn into an income earner, too?