I remember when we last left Phuket back in the spring, we were so sick of the heat in SE Asia that we gave a pass on the world-famous beaches on the island. Didn't even visit once. But now we're totally in the mood for some sun, sand and surf!
Hop on the bikes to go to the beach
The beach is about 20 minutes away from our apartment.
Okay, so just because we're Thai-Affluent, doesn't mean we're Stinkin-Phuket-Rich. Beach-side places are significantly more expensive than places in the interior of the island. Plus we have bikes anyway, so we don't mind riding all over the place.
Our favorite beach that we go to all the time is Kata Beach, near where we stayed in the spring time
Ah, the smell of the salt sea air! The visual treat of the bluest of blue skies meeting the golden sands of the beach. The sounds of... Russian being spoken everywhere?!?
There are a lot of Russian people in Phuket. There are more people speaking Russian than English on this island. It's actually quite uncanny...
So Neda is out playing in the waters and I'm getting a little sun on my UK-Food-Pregnancy-Belly when this old Russian guy sitting next to me, with a much-larger Borscht-belly than my first-trimester Cornish-Pastie-Tummy, strikes up a conversation. In Russian.
It's not like I don't understand Russian, which I don't. It's also that he's had about two too many bottles of vodka this afternoon.
With my limited Croatian knowledge, I'm trying to piece together what he's slur-mumbling to me. So then he tries sign language. He points at me then at himself. Okay, "Us". Then he points at Neda out in the waters. "Zena?" he asks? Ah, that's Croatian for wife. "Da. Zena." I reply.
Then he points at an older woman further down the beach. She's face-down on a blanket, tanning herself. "Zena", then he points to himself.
Okaaaay.... Slowly I begin to understand. Either he wants to trade Zenas or he wants a foursome! Whut!?! EWWWWW! NOOOOO! GROSS!
"Dosvadanya! Dosvadanya!" I quickly move my blanket further away down the beach.
EW!
"Dosvadanya, tovarisch!!!!!"