Pick-up Lines!

[D23]

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while on bike sitting at the light next to a car with a few girls next to you
*wave*
*point to rear seat on your bike*

never fails to make'em smile lol
bonus points if their bf is in the car lol

Ha, I remember I was heading home through down town on the Duc and I stopped beside a guy in a Boxter with his GF in the passenger seat. I leaned over and shouted "Your a really nice girl". She smiled and asked why I said that? I yelled even louder "because you let your boyfriend drive your car". She kinda laughed but caught herself (Boxter wasn't impressed) and she shook her head.

I said "Oh I get it, it's your brother".

 

[absolute]

^ haha ''oh i get it, it's your brother'' line killed me rofl!!

 

[jay-d]

Ha, I remember I was heading home through down town on the Duc and I stopped beside a guy in a Boxter with his GF in the passenger seat. I leaned over and shouted "Your a really nice girl". She smiled and asked why I said that? I yelled even louder "because you let your boyfriend drive your car". She kinda laughed but caught herself (Boxter wasn't impressed) and she shook her head.

I said "Oh I get it, it's your brother".

Haha! That's awesome!

In highschool when we'd go driving around doing nothing, occasionally we'd pull up to a couple at a bus stop and ask:

"Hey man, you got any naked pictures of your girlfriend?"
"What.. no"
"You wanna buy some?"

Then they'd yell something and we'd drive off.

i once had somebode use: "**** me if I'm wrong but is your name Fred?"

I've used this before, but instead of Fred, we used a really ugly females name like Greta, Bertha or Olga.

Another one is, when you see a really hot chick walking and she has to be close to you...."DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! Those are some nice shoes."

 

[jeffprime]

* you're not to fat, you'll do

girl: how are you"

me: i've been told amazing buy i'll let you decide on your own

 

[absolute]

this is one my friend and i love to use in a club occasionally

''i love your shoes, it really brings out your eyes"
they usually go like wtf? and laugh lol
i mean the object of them game is just to make them laugh right lol

 

[Roasted]

hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap dem cheeks, ya hear me?​

ydb in da house

 

[kickstartt]

"Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas."
"Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down "

 

[el_felo]

"Mona, mona que cuando te veo se me amontona!"

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