Pick-up Lines!

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Hahah, silly thread. But i was just looking up cheesy pickup lines for fun=p ...yup...that's my saturday...XD

Anyone got any funny/unique motorcycle-related ones for when you're chirpn someone from your bike or approaching someone with a bike?
 
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Have you ever tried the Australian kiss? It's like the French kiss except it's (Enter Australian accent) Down Under.
 
Bahaha! My aussie accent would just confuse her lolz
Ok, let's try to get the thread moving. C'mon posers! Atleast one of ya's gotta have some good game;)

I liked this one cuz I tried it out on an aquaintence of mine and it worked!
"Hey, do you want to go for ice-cream and have sex afterwards?" If she gives you a WTF look of disgust, reply with "What? Is it too cold out for ice-cream?" XD got a chuckle n it was game on!
 
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
 
- If you were a door I'd bang you all day!

- Good thing I have my library card here because I am checkin you out.

- Was your father a thief? Because he must have stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

- Are those space pants? Because your *** is out of this world.


- Wanna go back to my place for some pizza and sex? No? What's the matter, you don't like pizza?

- Cmon lower your standards a bit, I lowered mine.
 
- Wanna go halfsies on a baby? or an alternative that I use quite often.. wanna practice making babies? Gets a laugh every single time.

- This one only works if you're wearing a shirt/top of some sort and the girl initiates saying something along the lines of "That's a nice shirt/top"
Boy: Thanks, here feel the material.
Girl: (girl feels the shirt)
Boy: Do you know what material that is?
Girl: No..?
Boy: Boyfriend material.
 
Dayao12 said:
Hahah, silly thread. But i was just looking up cheesy pickup lines for fun=p ...yup...that's my saturday...XD

Anyone got any funny/unique motorcycle-related ones for when you're chirpn someone from your bike or approaching someone with a bike?
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I always say "sup baby, wanna see the size of my chicken strips?"
 
Best way to pick up chicks on a bike:

Get a red CBR 250....true story. Girls think its cute and love the thing and will come up to you
 
hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap dem cheeks, ya hear me?​
 
Im just putting you on notice that I noticed you noticing me so now that you know that I noticed how about we get this thang on
 
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 
i once had somebode use: "**** me if I'm wrong but is your name Fred?"
 
while on bike sitting at the light next to a car with a few girls next to you
*wave*
*point to rear seat on your bike*

never fails to make'em smile lol
bonus points if their bf is in the car lol
 
Honestly, I try not to use my bike as a crutch with chicks. But I see this turning into a pick-up line thread, so...

- "hurry up and give me your number before I don't want it no more"

- If she says "I have a boyfriend", I tell her, "I have a fish!" Then she goes "what?!" Then I go, "oh, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"

But if you're serious: if you can flat-foot your bike, lie backwards on your back seat at a red light and wait for them to roll down their window to take a picture or talk about how what you're doing is funny
 
jay-d said:
- Wanna go halfsies on a baby? or an alternative that I use quite often.. wanna practice making babies? Gets a laugh every single time.

- This one only works if you're wearing a shirt/top of some sort and the girl initiates saying something along the lines of "That's a nice shirt/top"
Boy: Thanks, here feel the material.
Girl: (girl feels the shirt)
Boy: Do you know what material that is?
Girl: No..?
Boy: Boyfriend material.
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I think this ones a winner, nice.
When im on highway and bored, when i see girl starring, i hump my tank and point my finger at her/them. Gets the laughing like crazy. Grandmas are the funniest
 
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