The "Next Best Thing to a Perfect New Bike" is finding, repairing and restoring a Vintage Bike which has been left for decades in a shed or barn to rust away (fixing it, repairing it, finding missing parts, rebuilding it, restoring it, starting it up and going for a ride on it.
And - in those halcyon minutes on that first ride - be able to turn back the clock. And recall what, once upon a time, motorcycling on those traffic-free empty roads really was like.