Lol! It's true, I'm a squid half the time, but at the same time, I also put like 15,000 km on a bike per season... With using my car to commute.
Edit: And I do own a jacket... that Ive used.
Edit 2: Proof that I've worn a jacket at somepoint.
the proof doesnt stand cuz 1. the green ninja is not your current bike; 2. the person in the pic, whoever he/she is, is wearing a full face+ sunglasses. the bottom line is we can't tell it's you...
and shouldn't you be on the way to oakville now, just like afelo pointed out?