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I remember reading an article a whiel back that they pretty much run out of condoms at the olympic/athlete village every single time and all athletes are hooking up left, right, and centre. It makes sense. You go in there and suddenly everyone around you is in good shape and have at least decent bodies and if you're ranked like 20th you know you don't stand a chance anyways so might as well get loaded and get some ***.

Chick in the video probably got nailed by some french guy with a giant mustache that night
 

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I heard on the radio that they give each athlete 15 condoms for the 17 day event in their Olympic welcome bags.... lol!
 
I heard on the radio that they give each athlete 15 condoms for the 17 day event in their Olympic welcome bags.... lol!

that's 2 condoms short. i guess they want a few athletic bastards out of it all.
 
wonder if anyone will do a study on how many athletes get knocked up after the Olympics.
 
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They are Olympic athletes, 15 condoms probably only lasts 2 days ;)

You would think they would be saving their energy....you know... for the main event... the one where their performance really counts. They're not going to get a gold medal for using up the condoms. lol. Unless they've added some new events to the line up that I'm not aware of. lol!
 
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You would think they would be saving their energy....you know... for the main event... the one where their performance really counts. They're not going to get a gold medal for using up the condoms. lol. Unless they've added some new events to the line up that I'm not aware of. lol!


the coach would frown. I remember this school reporter wanted to do an article on the effects of sex before a race. you could see the disapproval on the coaches face.
 
If they run out they should steal their trainers box of latex gloves.

Just sayin
 
You would think they would be saving their energy....you know... for the main event... the one where their performance really counts. They're not going to get a gold medal for using up the condoms. lol. Unless they've added some new events to the line up that I'm not aware of. lol!

the coach would frown. I remember this school reporter wanted to do an article on the effects of sex before a race. you could see the disapproval on the coaches face.

If you're looking for a serious answer...

It's a 17 day event. Many athletes will be done their particular event with perhaps a week or more of free time before closing ceremonies. Lots of free time in which to spectate, party and ****.
 
If you're looking for a serious answer...

It's a 17 day event. Many athletes will be done their particular event with perhaps a week or more of free time before closing ceremonies. Lots of free time in which to spectate, party and ****.

Thank you. I was looking for a serious answer because I am seriously concerned. If Canada comes home with less metals then predicted I'm blaming the condoms.
 
Thank you. I was looking for a serious answer because I am seriously concerned. If Canada comes home with less metals then predicted I'm blaming the condoms.

Unless they're spearming-flavoured, striped, rough-cut, colored and "libbed". Can't go lose any medals on those :cool:
 
Thank you. I was looking for a serious answer because I am seriously concerned. If Canada comes home with less metals then predicted I'm blaming the condoms.

Pretty sure sex WITHOUT condoms wouldn't be any less detrimental to one's athletic performance.....just sayin'
 
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