New yEar's leaking toilet rant

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If we were talking about yanking an engine from a car, your sentence would make sense. If a man doesnt know how to replace a lighbulb or fix a leaky toilet, he needs to turn in his man card now! Thats just plain embarassing.

RockerGuy said:
Not everyone is handy, bro
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Don't forget to wash your hands before you eat
 
Red_Liner740 said:
If we were talking about yanking an engine from a car, your sentence would make sense. If a man doesnt know how to replace a lighbulb or fix a leaky toilet, he needs to turn in his man card now! Thats just plain embarassing.
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Caviar dreams and champaign wishes don't care.
 
Red_Liner740 said:
If we were talking about yanking an engine from a car, your sentence would make sense. If a man doesnt know how to replace a lighbulb or fix a leaky toilet, he needs to turn in his man card now! Thats just plain embarassing.
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I've met more people in N America who can't change a flat tire than anywhere else
 
^good one lol
 
Sativa Quemador said:
dont eat while working
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Reminds me of this: Years ago I'm attending Humber. Taking a leak at the urinal. Guy comes in, walks to urinal next to me, sandwich in one hand, chocolate milk in the other. Rests drink atop urinal, takes his junk out, free-pees while continuing to eat said sandwich and drink chocolate milk. Wtf?
 
Joe Bass said:
Reminds me of this: Years ago I'm attending Humber. Taking a leak at the urinal. Guy comes in, walks to urinal next to me, sandwich in one hand, chocolate milk in the other. Rests drink atop urinal, takes his junk out, free-pees while continuing to eat said sandwich and drink chocolate milk. Wtf?
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Oh ya, if you have a long dick you just rest it on the edge. No mystery.
 
inreb said:
Oh ya, if you have a long dick you just rest it on the edge. No mystery.
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a) was referring to the grossness of eating in the bathroom
b) resting on the ledge where urine has been? Even more gross.
c) unfortunately, I wasn't blessed like that, so it's a mystery to me
d) even if I was, still gross
e) still no homo
 
Joe Bass said:
a) was referring to the grossness of eating in the bathroom
b) resting on the ledge where urine has been? Even more gross.
c) unfortunately, I wasn't blessed like that, so it's a mystery to me
d) even if I was, still gross
e) still no homo
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I know all that. I was just playing the straight man. It's a type of humour. Oh never mind.
 
inreb said:
I know all that. I was just playing the straight man. It's a type of humour. Oh never mind.
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You have a strange type of humour. Stop harassing me. ?
 
I just had to post, does anyone actually try to replace a toilet without getting a new wax ring?

I mean... they are $5 or so if not included with the new toilet (which start at only $100 or so), so why would you even consider reusing an old one... especially when it means your piss **** water could leak on your floor?

And then... back to OP... why even bother to try to fix an old toilet. New ones are cheap, use less water, have insulated tanks so they don't sweat... just replace the toilet. I've replaced all three toilets in my house since buying it 3 years ago, and the new ones are much better than the 20 year old toilets that were in place.
 
Not sure if you got it fixed yet but a little putty under tank bolt washer will help.
Never double up a seal.....they make spacer rings for that
 
Chances are, the old toilet had a round bowl. Now's your chance to upgrade to an oval bowl with more room in the front for ...well, you know.
 
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