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My Harley is dumb and fun to ride... Just like your mom.

Cruiser guys know it's the torque that gets the job done, not the ponies. That's why only 79 horsepower (but 126 lb ft of torque) can push this chesterfield around (with my ass on it as well) quite briskly.

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My wife picked up an 883 Sporty SuperLow last year. Spent my whole adult life poking fun at Harleys and now there's one in the garage! lol

Fun to boot around on for a bit, but why is it that it weighs almost exactly what my xDiavel weighs, but feels like it weighs 900lbs when trying to wheel it around the garage/driveway???
 
Great review. Don't take yourself or your motorcycle too seriously.
Life is short, enjoy the ride.
 
As much as i read about people commenting on sportsters being 'girl' bikes, i have yet to encounter that situation. Or, maybe people just say it when im not around....
 
I rode with a bunch of touring HD riders and everyone of them smiled knowingly when I brought the Sporty out. No one claimed it was a girls bike but, they also achieved the age when it was no longer an appealing character to ride anytime I offered them the chance to take it for a rip.

Mind you it was a 1200 rigid mount classic and always made me smile.

Owned a few Sportys and Buells and they are stupid fun. Just like my second wife!


…….I’m looking at another machine with character that is air cooled and low HP to weight ratio but, it’s German. Pics will follow in a separate thread.
 
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As much as i read about people commenting on sportsters being 'girl' bikes, i have yet to encounter that situation. Or, maybe people just say it when im not around....

Are you riding a Sportster as well?

If we cross paths, I'll tell you it's a girls bike, because it is, and that's okay.

Then we can slap hands and potato potato our separate ways, bottoming out on even the most miniscule of potholes, as Sportsters do.

Don't take yourself or your motorcycle too seriously.
Life is short, enjoy the ride.

Wise words.

I forgot to mention in my review, this bike's ground clearance is so pathetic I can't even get it on to my motorcycle lift table unless I put some wood underneath to lengthen the ramp... but once I do get it up there everything is easy to work on... Such a dumb ******* bike. I love it.
 
The Sportster is a great local cruiser, a bike to ride to Timmies to talk about bikes with your buddies and then ride home. Anything else and you'll likely regret it.

A few of us rode to Auburn, in the Finger Lakes area, for a 3 day gathering of primarily ST1100 / ST1300 people a few years ago. Evening we arrived we met a 40ish year old women who was on a completely stock 883 Sportster and had made the 750 km ride from Sudbury in one day. Her riding partner was on an older BMW RT. They had to stop frequently to fill up the tiny Sportster tank and to tighten bolts to prevent parts from falling off. She looked completely shell shocked and could barely walk, probably hoping someone would steal the bike so she would not have to ride it home.

She wanted to ride with her partner and purchased the Sportster because it looked small and manageable to her and she could flat foot it OK when stopped. She'd never spent more than 30 minutes on it at a time before she set out on the 750 km trip.
 
The Sportster is a great local cruiser, a bike to ride to Timmies to talk about bikes with your buddies and then ride home. Anything else and you'll likely regret it.

A few of us rode to Auburn, in the Finger Lakes area, for a 3 day gathering of primarily ST1100 / ST1300 people a few years ago. Evening we arrived we met a 40ish year old women who was on a completely stock 883 Sportster and had made the 750 km ride from Sudbury in one day. Her riding partner was on an older BMW RT. They had to stop frequently to fill up the tiny Sportster tank and to tighten bolts to prevent parts from falling off. She looked completely shell shocked and could barely walk, probably hoping someone would steal the bike so she would not have to ride it home.

She wanted to ride with her partner and purchased the Sportster because it looked small and manageable to her and she could flat foot it OK when stopped. She'd never spent more than 30 minutes on it at a time before she set out on the 750 km trip.
You gotta pay that Harley tax! Bone stock, they ride like a mid 70s Raleigh 10 speed bicycle.

The $300 plus tax, you can find a decent sat from Saddlemen, Mustang or whatever. Then rear shocks and progressive front springs. Unless you go for the slammed look, then it might as well be a hard tail.

Sportys from 2005ish IIRC and newer at least have a rubber mount engine that made it a little better but, also heavier. lol.

I could ride all weekend with a couple of Sporters I owned but, I can’t tell my wife how much I really spent on making it comfortable enough to ride that long. 😝


Added my first Sporter that had the most chrome and very out of fashion. I didn’t care and still don’t.


 
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