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My Harley is dumb and fun to ride... Just like your mom.

adri

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About a month ago I bought a 2019 Harley-Davidson Iron 1200. We do a lot of two up riding so I had to buy a two-up seat for it, because rear seat sold separately, and this started a domino effect of mods:

If you buy a two-up seat you'll also need passenger pegs, because also sold separately.​
If you buy passenger pegs you'll need to remove the exhaust to install them, because Harley.​
If you remove the exhausts you may as well also upgrade them, because Adrian.​
If the exhausts are off you may as well install forward controls, because comfort.​
And if the exhaust comes off don't forget to order new exhaust gaskets, because I did.​

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Anyway, yesterday I finally got all my parts in, all that work done, and finally took this thing out for a ride! First ride impressions: I forgot how awful Sportsters are. I also forgot how much fun they are.

This motorcycle is both so sub-par, but also rich. So stupid, but so wonderful.

On the first ride your brain will be puzzled trying to process that it's both really nimble and completely lacking handling precision.

The finish is done to champagne tastes, while the suspension is done to a Mr. Noodles budget.

It's got torque that wants to get up and go, so they gave it brakes that don't really want to stop.

It's both visually tiny and frail-looking, but has a 1,200cc rubber mounted motor that doesn't just shake within the frame, it shakes everything around it.

People will tell you "Get the 1,200cc if you want to take it on the highway!", but the minute you get on the highway all you'll want to do is get off.

This bike is a rolling contradiction. It's the Chewbacca Defense of motorcycles. It does not make sense.

When I came home, the missus asked me, "How was it?" I told her, "The bike is awful." She said, "Oh no, I'm sorry." I replied, "No, no, I really love it! Everything about it is dumb and fun to ride."

This woman looks me dead in the eye and says, "Just like your mom."
 
I've always had a soft spot (perhaps in my head) for EVO sportsters. It started with Alan Girdler writing about his 883 4 speed back in the late 80's. It just seemed like a simple, stripped down essential motorcycle and the way he described it made me want one. Except, I don't live in California nor do I have the romantic literary streak that he had to make it sound so attractive. Whenever I'd get close to buying one I'd realize that I really don't want a modern motorcycle that's slower and heavier than my 1973 Norton Commando.

Hope you enjoy it. Did you thin the herd to buy it?
 
The finish is done to champagne tastes, while the suspension is done to a Mr. Noodles budget.

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I was going to poke fun at needing to remove the exhaust to mount the passenger pegs, but then I remembered my wife used to ride a Vstar 1100 on which you needed to remove the exhaust to change the oil, lol.
 
@adri - didn't anyone tell you that Sportsters are girls bikes ???

****. May as well be pretty then!

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Never thought of it as a race bike. I own a killer so I'm fine with 49HP.
 
I've ridden 2 Harley's for less than 30 minutes each. The first was in '79, the last was in 1986. I have no opinions on handling or comfort.
 
I've ridden 2 Harley's for less than 30 minutes each. The first was in '79, the last was in 1986. I have no opinions on handling or comfort.
I've demo'd a bunch at various events. I have a real vivid memory of sitting on one in full race leathers and thinking if not for the leather pants I'd have a nasty burn on my leg. Function be damned it looks good.....
 
No, but you should better specify who’s mom.
 
They have 49 hp and weigh 564 lbs wet. I fear they won't pull the skin off a pudding.
Doesn't the newer 1200 make a hair under 60 hp at the wheel? Neither is going to set your hair on fire. Decent torque at 67 lb.ft, mind. Will pull the skin off a pudding, just slowly.
 
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