My First Rant!

Personally I've always fantasized about carrying a can of fluorescent pink spray paint. They wouldn't soon forget a big pink penis on the side of their car, although it could be hard to draw at speed :lmao:.

Probably want a flip up license plate too.

You need to follow them home and apply a "Homosexuals are people too" bumper sticker when they're otherwise preoccupied with the suburban lifestyle.
 
Personally I've always fantasized about carrying a can of fluorescent pink spray paint. They wouldn't soon forget a big pink penis on the side of their car, although it could be hard to draw at speed :lmao:.

Probably want a flip up license plate too.

Junkyard windshield washer sprayer connected to the battery, controlled by a switch on the handlebars. Container full of paint. More effective and you don't have to take your hands off the bars.

It'll get you arrested in about 30 seconds though ;)
 
Personally I've always fantasized about carrying a can of fluorescent pink spray paint. They wouldn't soon forget a big pink penis on the side of their car, although it could be hard to draw at speed :lmao:.

apparently not...

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...This Thread is awesome!

Innis and Gunn Beer, is great, made by accident. Expensive import so not exactly my goto beer, but if you like "real" beer its dam good.


Some idiot decided to brake test me on the 404 yester evening with my wife 2 up..... I was so ******. I was not doing anything wrong either, not being an ******* or anything.....
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...This Thread is awesome!

Innis and Gunn Beer, is great, made by accident. Expensive import so not exactly my goto beer, but if you like "real" beer its dam good.


Some idiot decided to brake test me on the 404 yester evening with my wife 2 up..... I was so ******. I was not doing anything wrong either, not being an ******* or anything.....

Pro Riding tip: They can't brake check you when you're pulling away ahead of them ;)
 
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