My 2008 Suzuki GSXR-750 was Stolen

The bike theft theory is simple:

1. Be a D O U C H E B A G
2. steal/borrow a vehicle that can carry a bike, or remove your own plates from your own vehicle
3. follow/piggyback resident into underground,
4. see bike,
5. take bike
6. leave garage
7. continue being a D O U C H E B A G
8. repeat...

There is no requirement for brains, speed or stealth. Odds are the person(s) perpetrating these crimes are members of GTAM and friends with GTAM members (who likely know what their "friends" are doing).
 
sucks to hear OP...
 
Well ****.........If it's in an AMA on reddit, it must be true. Lets ignore all of the first hand accounts by actual GTA riders on this forum.

PS. check out my 'I'm a retired international jewl thief - AMA' thread

Well if it's happening on this forum then it must set the standard for professional thieves all over the rest of north america. And if you saw it on youtube that's a double whammy!!!

Well, I know I'm convinced now. Guess it's case closed, eh bud?
 
Well if it's happening on this forum then it must set the standard for professional thieves all over the rest of north america. And if you saw it on youtube that's a double whammy!!!

Well, I know I'm convinced now. Guess it's case closed, eh bud?

Looks like it chief.
 
You two are angry, maybe you should kiss and make up, its not like one of you stole the others bike, girlfriend, beer etc...
 
Are you all retarded? People who know what they're doing when stealing bikes do not load them into slow moving vehicles; instead, they break steering locks, wire in a new ignition (if necessary), and ride them away.....
You my friend are an idiot

..and what really sucks is that I am the one getting the infraction for others ****ing stupidity, people like this should just be automatically banned when they post something like this, but I am the **** disturbed for calling this retard a ****ing retard.

**** sakes
 
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The bike theft theory is simple:

1. Be a D O U C H E B A G
2. steal/borrow a vehicle that can carry a bike, or remove your own plates from your own vehicle
3. follow/piggyback resident into underground,
4. see bike,
5. take bike
6. leave garage
7. continue being a D O U C H E B A G
8. repeat...

There is no requirement for brains, speed or stealth. Odds are the person(s) perpetrating these crimes are members of GTAM and friends with GTAM members (who likely know what their "friends" are doing).


I wonder how they figure out which of the thousands of condos in the GTA have bikes

Find a nice one at L&L or on the streets, record plate number and look up address?
 
I wonder how they figure out which of the thousands of condos in the GTA have bikes

Find a nice one at L&L or on the streets, record plate number and look up address?

Pretty sure every condo has at least one bike. It is very easy to spend a day checking out garages and making a shopping list... Heck I even know of condo's you don't need to piggy back to get in as anyone can get into them durring the day with out a key or fob.
 
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