Murphy's Motorcycle Laws

[TK4]

 

[Wingboy]

All of the above. Hahaha. Esp #2. You would think that after a few decades that wouldn't happen.

 

[Lightcycle]

#9. It only rains on the weekends. Or on your day off.

 

[TK4]

#9. It only rains on the weekends. Or on your day off.

Or when you left your rainsuit at home.

 

[MRR11.6]

All of the above. Hahaha. Esp #2. You would think that after a few decades that wouldn't happen.

#2 but for me it is my ear plugs. Gloves have to come off to get the helmet off to get the.....

 

[oioioi]

Esp #2. You would think that after a few decades that wouldn't happen.

Do they make push start motorcycles yet?



I know key less entry is available.

 

[Riceburner]

Or when you left your rainsuit at home.

That's why I always take my rainsuit.....mostly.

 

[Wingboy]

It's like taking a net with you when you go fishing. You'll never need it. It's fun landing 3ft northern pikes in a canoe by hand.

 

[Riceburner]

....3ft northern pikes in a canoe by hand.

Closest I ever got was paddling over it...then trying to turn and go back and cast for it. lol

 

[sburns]

Yep #2 all the time....

 

[Katatonic]

All of the above. Hahaha. Esp #2. You would think that after a few decades that wouldn't happen.

Thanks for that ray of sunshine....


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[Trials]

Holy **** did I ever go down hard yesterday!

Here's one to add: If you ice stud your tyres and fail to put sheet metal screws into every single knob,
:/ you will eventually find the part of your tyre that hasn't been screwed.

 

[bigpoppa]

Holy **** did I ever go down hard yesterday!

Taco or sausage?

 

[Trials]

My left knee feels like sausage, but the 5 hour wait for an x-ray confirmed that I have tough bones.
Four weeks of pain should fix it right up just like old.
... and I'm not trying that again until I install 2 more rows of studs on the front tyre.

 

[Trials]

You go and get yourself all banged up when you want to ride the most. Murphy's Law

 

[Brian P]

From roadracing ...

An inoperative tire warmer will be discovered no sooner than you hearing first call.

 

[Jayv]

From roadracing ...

An inoperative tire warmer will be discovered no sooner than you hearing first call.

Same as the need for a washroom trip.

 

[FullMotoJacket]

My left knee feels like sausage, but the 5 hour wait for an x-ray confirmed that I have tough bones.

I told Neil this morning that you pronged your knee. He still doesn't know who I'm talking about. I reminded him I showed him a pic you took of him last year, so "you may not know who I'm talking about, but you do know who I'm talking about." Old farts.

 

[Trials]

Neil knows my wife and I very well, he slept with my dog once lol

 

[PrivatePilot]

#9 - Even an experienced rider will still stall their bike a few times a season. It will happen when you're departing the parking lot of a motorcycle dealer with a huge audience out front, and they will all notice.

/puts up hand