Anything to make your bike unstable, ya sounds about right for the East Coast. What some people will do for attention.
MISSING NOVA SCOTIAN WIFE
The day after his wife disappeared while kayaking in the Bay of Fundy, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced
Mounties. "We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said the first Mountie.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband asked.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."
The second Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "Then what's the good news?"
The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 huge lobsters clinging to her. We haven't seen them that big since the '60s"
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news???"
The Mountie answered, "As next of kin you are entitled to half the catch under maritime law. We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."