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fly kid
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I just woke up LOL
not as late as me that's for suree
can you guess the one who doesnt?
man what a piss off.... i do PR at a nightclub and my drunk girlfriend decides to come straddling along from having a christmas party @ her friends house.
girlfriend comes to my work... pulls me out of my way and then says she wants to go home. that she is too drunk.
i take her home and she stars crying because she thinks she is dying. she strolls in bed naked and says she is going to throw up and wants to go to bathroom. i say she is not going to bathroom because she will act like a drunk ****************. i bring her a big pasta cooker bowl (i am drunk) and she pukes in that. now she is passed out
piss off.. here i am having a fun time and girlfriend comes along and ruins it for me.
Dude, any night that ends with a naked girl in ur bed is far from ruined. If she's passed out then that's a bonus![]()