Could we possibly be hinting at a middle ground? Something more than a slap on the wrist but less than a criminal record?
Not motor vehicle related but a buddy's wife slapped her daughter's boyfriend over something he did / attitude etc. He laid charges but instead of a criminal record for assault friends and family wrote letters saying that she wasn't typically violent and she ended up under a peace bond or something similar for a year or two but no criminal record.
I could go for that concept for the burnouts with civil court for damages. However it doesn't apply to DUI. There are some lines that one doesn't cross.
That at least sounds reasonable. Now would we be pulling them up for winter donuts? I have little faith in the local LEO's using best judgement...