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A man walked into a bar in Scotland, sat down and ordered a drink. Next to him was a leathery old Scotsman, well into the bottle in front of him.
The man asked the Scotsman if there was something the matter.
The Scot replied (in Groundskeeper Willy brogue); "Aye lad, indeed there is. You see this bar here? I made this bar with me own two hands, slowly crafting it in the time-honored way of my forebears. It took me 4 months, but do they call me MacGregor the bar-builder? Noooooo. "
"You know the dock that your ferry landed at the night before? I built that dock with me own bare hands, finely honing each joint so that it would withstand the weather that mother nature unravels upon it. It took nigh a year, but do they call me MacGregor the dock-builder? Noooooo."
"And do you recall the livery stable you passed on the way into town? I stood that stable up in six months, with nary a bit o' help. To this day that stable is one of the finest in all of Scotland. But do they call me MacGregor that stable-maker? Nooooooo."
"But you **** one goat..."
The man asked the Scotsman if there was something the matter.
The Scot replied (in Groundskeeper Willy brogue); "Aye lad, indeed there is. You see this bar here? I made this bar with me own two hands, slowly crafting it in the time-honored way of my forebears. It took me 4 months, but do they call me MacGregor the bar-builder? Noooooo. "
"You know the dock that your ferry landed at the night before? I built that dock with me own bare hands, finely honing each joint so that it would withstand the weather that mother nature unravels upon it. It took nigh a year, but do they call me MacGregor the dock-builder? Noooooo."
"And do you recall the livery stable you passed on the way into town? I stood that stable up in six months, with nary a bit o' help. To this day that stable is one of the finest in all of Scotland. But do they call me MacGregor that stable-maker? Nooooooo."
"But you **** one goat..."
When I got back into biking I ended up with a 1200 Sportster with very loud pipes. Its nickname was Boanerges. A few religious friends caught on to the reference to Mark 3:17 where some translations called the disciples James and John "Sons of thunder" due to their impetuous tempers.ok Mike.
Not unlike some 1958 women that were then hotties but now circus freaks. Yeah, sexist.
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Ouch. Obviously there is a systemic issue there. Maybe the visual field past the gate is cluttered? In any case, whoever installed a gate on the trail should be putting much more obvious signage on it.6K views · 25K reactions | #cycling #bicycle #bike | Pincgatorgear
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Mad Mike
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It’s probably a pedestrian trail. The town installed staggered bollards at a few choke points on walking trails around here to stop bikes from screaming down walking trails.
I'm ok with traffic calming. If too many crashes happen you have made a trap and can get in trouble.
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