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Another epic article from The Beaverton.
thebeaverton.com
“Checking in bodies with Canada’s largest air carrier is the most convenient way to get rid of unwanted contents and move on with you life,” said a local organized crime syndicate who conducted the study. “The evidence will be sent to another airport whether it be Mexico, Paris, or Whitehorse. You’re never going to see it again!”
Tracking the location of the in-flight luggage is next to impossible given the mysterious route changes and cancelled flights.
The report also outlined how Air Canada employees will keep quiet and only give non-answers, or blame other air carriers on conveniently losing the luggage."
Study: Best way to get rid of a body is to check it as luggage with Air Canada
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thebeaverton.com
“Checking in bodies with Canada’s largest air carrier is the most convenient way to get rid of unwanted contents and move on with you life,” said a local organized crime syndicate who conducted the study. “The evidence will be sent to another airport whether it be Mexico, Paris, or Whitehorse. You’re never going to see it again!”
Tracking the location of the in-flight luggage is next to impossible given the mysterious route changes and cancelled flights.
The report also outlined how Air Canada employees will keep quiet and only give non-answers, or blame other air carriers on conveniently losing the luggage."
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