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- Thread starter ifiddles
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1. Pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza (my Polish wife disagrees)
2. Pasta with strawberries…wtf is wrong with people?!
NEED FASTER
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When I biker gets his upgraded tattoo...
Truth isn't always funny.
I can’t be the only one that thought this was about wetting your finger .
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Do you really want to lay that challenge down?
I'll try just about anything once.
ifiddles
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
Credit: Wow This is Awesome
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
Credit: Wow This is Awesome
I know this all too well. I am ashamed.
Wouldn’t the heat melt the plastic?
That’s a big risk to take in order to prove a point.
DownUnder
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Hold my beer
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Pineapple is one of the the worse toppings you can put on a pizza. Along with olives and eggplant.
As for strawberries.
Strawberry filled pierogi are awesome.
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