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True story prompted by ifiddles post
I had a really good history teacher in high school and he did the old school thing where the few girls in the class were given seats at the front. He also put Eugene there as Eugene was short in stature.
We were all seated when the teacher came into class from hall duty and Eugene said something to him that he didn't quite catch.
Teacher: Sorry Eugene what did you say?
Eugene: Mumble mumble
Teacher: EUGENE I didn't hear you
Eugene: Mumble mumble
Teacher: EUGENE, FOR THE THIRD TIME, STAND UP AND SPEAK UP
Eugene: SIR. YOUR FLY IS OPEN
I had a really good history teacher in high school and he did the old school thing where the few girls in the class were given seats at the front. He also put Eugene there as Eugene was short in stature.
We were all seated when the teacher came into class from hall duty and Eugene said something to him that he didn't quite catch.
Teacher: Sorry Eugene what did you say?
Eugene: Mumble mumble
Teacher: EUGENE I didn't hear you
Eugene: Mumble mumble
Teacher: EUGENE, FOR THE THIRD TIME, STAND UP AND SPEAK UP
Eugene: SIR. YOUR FLY IS OPEN
Not a joke but a funny dream I had a while back
I dreamt I was working with an electrician friend at a farm run by a short wide lady. We didn't relly know what she looked like because she wore a frumpy long black dress and a frumpy black hat pulled own to her eyes. Her head looked like it had been slam dunked between her shoulder blades.
She constantly watched us because she was afraid we'd steal her chickens.
Just as we were finishing up someone came along and mentioned she never paid her bills.
So we stole her chickens.
I dreamt I was working with an electrician friend at a farm run by a short wide lady. We didn't relly know what she looked like because she wore a frumpy long black dress and a frumpy black hat pulled own to her eyes. Her head looked like it had been slam dunked between her shoulder blades.
She constantly watched us because she was afraid we'd steal her chickens.
Just as we were finishing up someone came along and mentioned she never paid her bills.
So we stole her chickens.
After being knocked out of the 2021 playoffs Joe Thornton offered to throw a team party. Many members of the Leafs organization offered to contribute and bring things to the party. Brendan Shanahan offered to bring the beer.
Shanahan filled his SUV with beer and headed for the party. On the way a fan pulls up beside him at a red light and starts yelling “Hey Shany what’s up with all the beer?” Shanahan replied, “I got this beer for Joe Thornton.” The fan thought about it for a second, then replied “Great trade, great trade!”
Shanahan filled his SUV with beer and headed for the party. On the way a fan pulls up beside him at a red light and starts yelling “Hey Shany what’s up with all the beer?” Shanahan replied, “I got this beer for Joe Thornton.” The fan thought about it for a second, then replied “Great trade, great trade!”
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