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timtune said:
What would it take to hang a bike on a wall I wonder.
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Who built the wall? If it came with the house and you don't want to lighten the bike, as a start I would be pulling the drywall and reinforcing the ceiling to wall joint and stud to header joints. You risk the whole wall tipping over or some studs pulling out with a bike hanging on it. While you're in there, add the anchors. I'd probably do something that went in a stud bay and grabbed the sides of two studs really well. Have those studs held back with hurricane straps or joist hangers. Weight supported by ceiling is a bit easier and it's much easier to get the bike up and down. If there is no occupied space above, be smart about the load distribution so you dont wreck your trusses.
 
GreyGhost said:
Who built the wall? If it came with the house and you don't want to lighten the bike, as a start I would be pulling the drywall and reinforcing the ceiling to wall joint and stud to header joints. You risk the whole wall tipping over or some studs pulling out with a bike hanging on it. While you're in there, add the anchors. I'd probably do something that went in a stud bay and grabbed the sides of two studs really well. Have those studs held back with hurricane straps or joist hangers. Weight supported by ceiling is a bit easier and it's much easier to get the bike up and down. If there is no occupied space above, be smart about the load distribution so you dont wreck your trusses.
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Or Photoshop... :)
 
A doctor and lawyer are at a party, both being interupted by people seeking free advice. The doctor says "How do you stop people from asking for advice at parties?"

The lawyer says he simply sends the people bills. Try it.

The doctor, considering his oath, struggles with it but decides to try. The next morning he sends our bills for the advice. In his incoming mail there is a bill from the lawyer.
 
Someone want to check if this really exists?
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My neighbors were just walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister someday. Both of her parents, Liberals, were standing there so I asked her, If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied.. "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride! Wow… what a worthy goal!" I said . . .
But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that!"
What do you mean?" she replied. So I told her, You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked,
Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Conservative party..."
Her parents aren't speaking to me anymore.
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