A friend claimed his RWD VW Beetle was 2 MPH faster if you turned opened the heat vents full and opened the vent windows two inches, lowering the back pressure on the fan. NASCAR pays big bucks for that kind of improvement.
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A friend claimed his RWD VW Beetle was 2 MPH faster if you turned opened the heat vents full and opened the vent windows two inches, lowering the back pressure on the fan. NASCAR pays big bucks for that kind of improvement.
I worked at a lube shop in my youth....... this is reality.... not a joke.
80 PSI was common. Watching people blow the tires off the rim at the self serve air station. It didn't have a regulator on it. It did have a gauge.
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big boobs.
Sign I saw in Prague many years ago…thank you FB for the memories from many years ago.
Not sure if its a joke as I’m quite lit up…
Mikedezo44
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Before you let Taylor Swift influence your presidential vote, remember %90 of her songs are about choosing the wrong person.
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