dr_sarcasm
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Who's at the helm of all this?
Not me, I'm not sinking with this shipWho's at the helm of all this?
Oh buoy....
Lmao def one of my all time fav threads!
Not me, I'm not sinking with this ship
Time to drop anchor as it were?
As shore as the fact that a captain always goes down with his shipAre you shore?
As shore as the fact that a captain always goes down with his ship
suprised there hasnt been a massive oil spill with that many italians in the water.
sorry for the crude joke
suprised there hasnt been a massive oil spill with that many italians in the water.
sorry for the crude joke
As shore as the fact that a captain always goes down with his ship
They released the tape from the ships black box, this was the conversation recorded just before the accident
Observing a light across the water, the captain had his signalman instruct the other vessel to change her course ten degrees south. The response was prompt: Change your course ten degrees north."
"I am a captain," he responded testily. "Change your course ten degrees south." The reply: "I'm a seaman first class--change your course north." The captain was furious. "Change your course now. I'm on a cruiseship."
"Change your course ten degrees north, sir-- I'm in a lighthouse!"
Rescuers on the Costa Concordia have found two Scottish survivors in in the main bar.
The Scots fought the rescuers off bravely shouting "F*ck off, we're all inclusive!".
something i just though of, in a strange twist of fate.
usually, the final course at an italian wedding in seafood.
now the seafoods final course is.... ummm.... italian ?
bwahaha I though I was going to be reading about Jersey Shore hahaha