Italians!

Cat13 said:
Oh buoy....

Lmao def one of my all time fav threads!
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Well, at least you didn't say this thread was verBOATen...
 
N3WMAN said:
Time to drop anchor as it were?
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Well, we definitely don't need to be getting sedimental or gravelling about - water you saying, shell we stop then?
 
suprised there hasnt been a massive oil spill with that many italians in the water.


sorry for the crude joke
 
braveheart said:
suprised there hasnt been a massive oil spill with that many italians in the water.

sorry for the crude joke
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I'd say something, but this is aweigh out of my league...
 
braveheart said:
suprised there hasnt been a massive oil spill with that many italians in the water.


sorry for the crude joke
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:laughing5::laughing5::toothy10::toothy10::wav::wav::cheers::cheers::laughing8::laughing8::lol::lol:
 
ZX600 said:
As shore as the fact that a captain always goes down with his ship
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That's quite a stern statement, but I bow to your superior knowledge.

Hope other posters feel free to ship in whenever they like!
 
They released the tape from the ships black box, this was the conversation recorded just before the accident

"Observing a light across the water, the captain had his signalman instruct the other vessel to change her course ten degrees south. The response was prompt: Change your course ten degrees north."

"I am a captain," he responded testily. "Change your course ten degrees south." The reply: "I'm a seaman first class--change your course north." The captain was furious. "Change your course now. I'm on a cruiceship."

"Change your course ten degrees north, sir-- I'm in a lighthouse!""
 
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ZX600 said:
They released the tape from the ships black box, this was the conversation recorded just before the accident

Observing a light across the water, the captain had his signalman instruct the other vessel to change her course ten degrees south. The response was prompt: Change your course ten degrees north."

"I am a captain," he responded testily. "Change your course ten degrees south." The reply: "I'm a seaman first class--change your course north." The captain was furious. "Change your course now. I'm on a cruiseship."

"Change your course ten degrees north, sir-- I'm in a lighthouse!"
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Now now, no need to go overboard...
 
Rescuers on the Costa Concordia have found two Scottish survivors in in the main bar.

The Scots fought the rescuers off bravely shouting "F*ck off, we're all inclusive!".
 
something i just though of, in a strange twist of fate.

usually, the final course at an italian wedding in seafood.

now the seafoods final course is.... ummm.... italian ?
 
Pompey said:
Rescuers on the Costa Concordia have found two Scottish survivors in in the main bar.

The Scots fought the rescuers off bravely shouting "F*ck off, we're all inclusive!".
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Nice to see you so enthusiastically submerged in the thread.
 
braveheart said:
something i just though of, in a strange twist of fate.

usually, the final course at an italian wedding in seafood.

now the seafoods final course is.... ummm.... italian ?
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Best not to harbour grudges.
 
bwahaha I though I was going to be reading about Jersey Shore hahaha
 
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