there is the correct answer, somebody has to pay (forever) to keep the fresh vegetable from going off. He will need tons of care and the insurance will provide that. Unless his buddies mom spends it on weed and booze.
I feel bad for the garage guy that did a solid for a guy that needed to pick the car up after hours, or dropped it off after hrs and left the key in the ashtray, like a million country folk have done since cars got ignition keys.
Come home, drop the keys on the hall table and get sued if a burglar breaks in, races off with your wheels and crashes.
In the USA table saw manufacturers are successfully being sued by people who removed guards and cut off body parts.