I'm in Love
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dr_sarcasm
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...and...?
dr_sarcasm
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...the thought has crossed my mind, but I'm still on professional probation, or else I'd start with the receptionist, one of the account managers (MILF to the extreme), our president's EA, and one of the yummy mommies that just came back from maternity leave...oh, and our Customer Service VP (MILF with the never-ending legs and short skirts...wow).
does that mean u have to walk around all day with your kickstand down??
imkruzen
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Good to have an in-house experienced expert. Without experience it's hard to tell. :lmao:
dr_sarcasm
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I just don't get up - easier that way.
cbcanada
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I am 39
This is why I no longer work with women. It always ends in sex.....lots and lots of sex.
We even asked my boss about hiring a woman and my boss straight up said "We'd get sued in 5 minutes cause one of you guys would try to bang her"
And we were all like:
dr_sarcasm
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This is why I no longer work with women. It always ends in sex.....lots and lots of sex.
We even asked my boss about hiring a woman and my boss straight up said "We'd get sued in 5 minutes cause one of you guys would try to bang her"
And we were all like:
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
Dear gawd, that's the lecherous look I was talking about earlier!
P.S. Try working with 100+ women...most of whom are in their early 20s... (yeah, that lecherous look again).
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cbcanada
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NO joke one of the reasons I left my old job was drama from sleeping with one of my coworkers. Now it's just me, and two other guys and zero drama. The closest to female drama I've had at work since was when I had a coffee with a chick after work and than told her I had to "drop by my office to check my email" after and then I started pulling the moves on her in my office. Just as I was making out with her the cleaning staff opened the door and **** got real. If they came a few minutes later I don't know what would have happened but I'd like to think the cleaning lady would have joined in. 
I've 'erd walking around all day with a boner can be bad for your health. Ask Viagra
I don't know what would have happened but I'd like to think the cleaning lady would have joined in.
All I can picture here is a lady in her 60's.
dr_sarcasm
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If you can stomach the drama, I'd suggest looking into working within the travel industry...whereby most travel agents (and by most, I'd hazard a conservative guess of at least 90%+) are female (I'm not a travel agent, just had the pleasure of working amongst them).
dr_sarcasm
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Rocker, you have NO idea how right you are...and it was worse when we hired (2 times a year), 'cause the girl who did the recruiting had a knack of hiring the hotties (not sure if she did it on purpose, or if it was the random, anonymous emails we'd send her to hire more hot womenz). I walked the sales floor just to get my fix, the lecherous old man that I am.
HA! I did too - if anyone saw Mr. Deeds (with Adam Sandler), the scene near the end of the movie where the mogul does the nasty with the Latina lady with the gap in her teeth came to mind (along with the mandatory 70's porn music playing in my head)!
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NO joke one of the reasons I left my old job was drama from sleeping with one of my coworkers. Now it's just me, and two other guys and zero drama. The closest to female drama I've had at work since was when I had a coffee with a chick after work and than told her I had to "drop by my office to check my email" after and then I started pulling the moves on her in my office. Just as I was making out with her the cleaning staff opened the door and **** got real. If they came a few minutes later I don't know what would have happened but I'd like to think the cleaning lady would have joined in.
I hate you.
In my years of job hunting that is so true. Its not how well you qualify for the job but how well the interviewer likes you. I've gone to interviews knowing damn well I am the perfect candidate, only to not hear from them. Sorry to go off at a rant here.
Maybe a real life scenario, Arnold Schwartzenegger, lol
