I think someone was about to steal my bike...

My immediate neighbor's boyfriend thinks he's a DJ or something and every friday night he goes in his garage and mixes stuff.
He likes Drum and Bass and it seems he likes to hear the same god damn beat for hours.

You obviously don't know that Drum & Bass, House and Trance is simply 4 bars of beats, looped ad nauseum. Least creative forms of music ever. Pity the fool who can't come up with Da-Da-Da-Dum beat...
 
I once rode home and had a car drive on the road as me. I think they were KGB. They were driving a Cossack.

They ain't taking my bike without a fight. Red oktober indeed.
 
You obviously don't know that Drum & Bass, House and Trance is simply 4 bars of beats, looped ad nauseum. Least creative forms of music ever. Pity the fool who can't come up with Da-Da-Da-Dum beat...

Even if it was Top 40, he pumps his speakers until midnight most fridays but I never complain.
Yet I push my bike away from his baby's room and start it on the street at 7pm and he comes out yelling that his baby just fell asleep.
 
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