I just kissed my bike!

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You got me laughing out loud. And feeling less abnormal.

I love my bike. Its my warpony, my trusty steed. (Yeah, I said it!) Carries me into and safely out of Toronto traffic every day.

And I freakin' love it! Kiss away, my friends, kiss away.
 
thats why I covered it, so I won't miss her that much!
 
A little twisted indeed but not as bad as this guy...yet.

[video=youtube;q0S642NtHtE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0S642NtHtE[/video]
 
I've never kissed or had sex with my bike before, but many times I've stood there admiring it for a very very long time with a deep sense of emotional attachment.
I've also hugged my bike a few times for pretty long with a feeling of deep emotions.

Because in essence a motorcycle and I are the same, we came from the same stardust, made of the same material.
What differs is that my most of my atoms are in organic arrangements allowing me to self replicate and also to possess a nervous system which allows me to become self aware. haha..
 
OH man. Just keep it in check. Sounds like you could get to the point of the above posted video.
 
Low rider said:
I had to go to the garage to get my soldering iron and solder.
I had to squeeze by the Beemer and the bike.
As I was passing by her, I kissed her on the mirror and then on the tank!
I love her.
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This is very normal in my home country. It started from keeping oxen on the first floor. You'd be amazed how that heats the house. Anyway, when we switched to mechanical power the old traditions continued. You know, a quick feel and smooch.
 
R.Tuned said:
I've never kissed or had sex with my bike before, but many times I've stood there admiring it for a very very long time with a deep sense of emotional attachment.
I've also hugged my bike a few times for pretty long with a feeling of deep emotions.

Because in essence a motorcycle and I are the same, we came from the same stardust, made of the same material.
What differs is that my most of my atoms are in organic arrangements allowing me to self replicate and also to possess a nervous system which allows me to become self aware. haha..
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Not quite, u're made of mostly carbon. Your bike is mostly Al & Fe :p
 
I kissed my bike and I liked it,
The taste of it's exhaust on my lips.
I kissed my bike just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend won't mind it.
 
BNKN said:
This is very normal in my home country. It started from keeping oxen on the first floor. You'd be amazed how that heats the house. Anyway, when we switched to mechanical power the old traditions continued. You know, a quick feel and smooch.
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not sure how it worked in your home country, but you could go to jail for keeping oxen around here for a quick feel and a smooch.
 
crankcall said:
not sure how it worked in your home country, but you could go to jail for keeping oxen around here for a quick feel and a smooch.
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Hey he said at home & not in public :D
 
I kick mine over every few weeks, with the kickstarter.
Good to move the pistons occasionally during storage.
 
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