I just kissed my bike!

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I had to go to the garage to get my soldering iron and solder.
I had to squeeze by the Beemer and the bike.
As I was passing by her, I kissed her on the mirror and then on the tank!
I love her.
 
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Yup, I felt a little ghey doing it.
But it's a girl bike.
 
You should see what I do to mine...
 
me humpy humpy looong time...

depressed with all this snow...I last rode Christmas eve and now its full blown winter...
 
I caress my bike while driving. On it's naked parts.





Because the engine is nice and hot and unfreezes my hands ;-;
 
My bike's too ugly to be a chick, so I imagine it to be a dude...and we're both in prison.
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You can guess what comes next...
 
My bike's too ugly to be a chick, so I imagine it to be a dude...and we're both in prison.
shawshankredemption_3_0.jpg

You can guess what comes next...

U picking up the soap?

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Just keep away from the exhaust.
 
Just keep away from the exhaust.

But DatExhaust...

so hot man, how could you resist such a hot piece of pipe? Just stroking it up and down, the pleasureful sensation tingling through your fingers as you acquire 3rd degree burns.


I'll stop now.
 
It aint gay if theres no eye contact

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