I think it is rather funny how you say you don't ride like an ***hat, but you drive a 335i (stereotypically drive by ***hats). Also find it funny that you now also realize that cars are "slow as ****", because I can't really see how else you could have arrived at that determination without riding the the bike like an ***hat: going way faster than any posted speed-limit, or accelerating way faster than would have ever been called for.
Just saying. Just teasing. Just funny thinking about it. Congrats on the bike. Be safe. Watch the for the other guy.