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I clogged my toilet with Carrots! FIXED!!!!

It looks like there's a lot of people having problems with their crappers around here. Here's a solution I came across that not only keeps your toilet tip-top, but also shampoos your cat.


Toilets are great fun, but they occasionally have to be cleaned. The following steps should be adequate to get a regular toilet clean:
  • Put both lids of the toilet up. Then add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
  • Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  • In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
  • The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
  • Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
  • Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  • Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
  • The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
 
CageyB said:
It looks like there's a lot of people having problems with their crappers around here. Here's a solution I came across that not only keeps your toilet tip-top, but also shampoos your cat.


Toilets are great fun, but they occasionally have to be cleaned. The following steps should be adequate to get a regular toilet clean:
  • Put both lids of the toilet up. Then add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
  • Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  • In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
  • The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
  • Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
  • Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  • Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
  • The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
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Pure genius.
 
CageyB said:
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
  • The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
  • Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
  • Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
  • Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
  • The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
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Dude, you owe my g/f a cat.
I owe u beer, case of beer?
 
Try this. Spin around in a circle, click your heels 3 times, yell "What's up Doc?", and your problem will be solved. Afterwards, have another beer, and wonder why the hell you just made a total fool of yourself :D.
 
ROFLMAO!!!!

I'm now pissin' my pants laughing at work...ROFLMAO!!!

Thanks for the bump...i wouldn't have seen this otherwise...

Pepper...YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!!
 
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