i am in montreal.. is this canada?

oh boy .. the trouble we would cause.

Is there such thing as being kicked out of Montreal ? I think we could test that theory .. lmao.
 
Do i hear a trip to Montreal is in order than?? lol ..


Porter Airlines is having a 2 for 1 seat sale. Use promo Code BIGGEST. Book by June 29th. Fly by December 4th.

Coincidence? .......
 
As i have said before, people from Ontario always have some crazy assumptions about what goes on here.
I speak english to everyone, very rarely do i have to switch to french because the person doesn't understand me.
If you listen to a conversation between 2 Quebecers, many of the words they use are English or Frenglish.
Most people that go to the movie cinema here will choose the english version, even if french is available.

The food and beverage industry in Quebec, makes Ontario look like an expensive slop house.
Strippers, ya we got those allright!
If you do visit, don't forget to stop at my place and make the customary, cross border weed donation. :D
 
.. reaaaalllyyyy now?

Depends on how much ... its not that far of a drive.

$230 round trip, taxes in Fri to Sun. You're there in an hour as opposed to 5. hmm......
 
As i have said before, people from Ontario always have some crazy assumptions about what goes on here.
I speak english to everyone, very rarely do i have to switch to french because the person doesn't understand me.
If you listen to a conversation between 2 Quebecers, many of the words they use are English or Frenglish.
Most people that go to the movie cinema here will choose the english version, even if french is available.

The food and beverage industry in Quebec, makes Ontario look like an expensive slop house.
Strippers, ya we got those allright!
If you do visit, don't forget to stop at my place and make the customary, cross border weed donation. :D

You started speaking french to me! What the hell? lol

You forgot to mention the sammich donation! :D
 
wow.

like a motorcycle fairing. hard and made out of plastic.

gross


...why, I do believe that could be arranged...I hear there's a few quaint strip bars in Montreal that may deserve our attention...


P.S. As a longtime member of Deviantart, I need to find her (she's a stripper in Montreal somewhere...):

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All sorts of crazy - right up my alley.
 
lets do this.. dr sarcasm, myself and you!! Montreal trip ... :)

Bwaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa...there may be some jailtime here...just sayin...


P.S. I say we practice ahead of schedule, say some filthy strip bar such as Whiskey's in Vaughan...or possibly Treasures in 'Sauga, ya know, just as warm ups...
 
lets do this.. dr sarcasm, myself and you!! Montreal trip ... :)
I think foxxy wants to come too :-)

My last year's road trip to Montreal almost got me and Agave arrested at McDonald's and we were just having breakfast :D
 
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