Hooker Experience: This dude is a PIMP!

[johnp]

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hA HA HA "I fear I might get addicted to this."

I wonder what he meant by 'this'. Getting ripped off and rejected?

I hope it's a troll joke internet thing and didn't really happen.

 

[Redrock]

Do you think there are women out there willing to pay $350 to have a man cuddle with them, make eye contact and say I love you?

If so, sign me up folks!

A fool and their money are soon parted? Agreed!

I saw some documentary on a few dudes that were escorts...they made a fortune and not all of their clients were ugly/huge/awkward.

 

[el_felo]

I saw some documentary on a few dudes that were escorts...they made a fortune and not all of their clients were ugly/huge/awkward.

I wouldn't mind a divorced sugar mama asking me if I would like to cuddle and get paid for it, I just can't say "I love you" and look at her in the eyes

 

[ABadjusterrider_5]

Is this guy ugly, deformed or grossely over weight?

 

[Sabex]

Is this guy ugly, deformed or grossely over weight?

Most likely all of the above.

Probably a huge collection of manga, anime posters, anime "action figures", anime ENGLISH SUBBED BECAUSE DUBBED IS SO HORRIBLE AND THEY WILL CRY IF ITS DUBBED episodes on his HD, along with copious amounts of naked drawn ladies.

I wonder if it was awkward for the hooker, saying hi to his parents on her way out of their basement.

 

[short stop]

That is one of the saddest, most pathetic, and yet incredibly creepy things I've ever read. :sad3:

 

[el_felo]

That is one of the saddest, most pathetic, and yet incredibly creepy things I've ever read. :sad3:

don't lie! we all know you giggle once you saw the "I touched her arm!"

 

[Freak]

The guy seemed very desperate, it either he has some serious low self esteem or he is horribly ugly. I feel bad for the guy, though I would love to laugh but empathy doesn't let me.

 

[Amazon]

Roasted, how did you find this?

 

[Roasted]

Roasted, how did you find this?

It's one of my posts of course

 

[just_luc]

The part of this thats truly sad is the guy got ripped off.. he could have gotten a real hooker to actually have sex with him cuddling/kissing included for a lot less money...

Its true what they say though, you dont pay a hooker for sex.. you pay her to leave afterwards!

 

[RockerGuy]

Well at least we know Roasted is back to his old self

 

[killerkeith]

It's one of my posts of course

This + Grind My Gears Thread makes a lot more sense now.

 

[Tornique]

Is this guy ugly, deformed or grossely over weight?

Maybe he had crazy eyes and the prostitute didn't know which one to look at.

 

[sircastic]

My pillow loves me back, I just know it.

Stains to match?

 

[el_felo]

:lmao:

Maybe he had crazy eyes and the prostitute didn't know which one to look at.

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