"Helmets are for wusses!!"

I was about 16 and i wanted a bike. My uncle told me "Get a liter bike so you don't have to upgrade later, anything smaller and it's a waste"
 
My mom just told me that if I paralyze myself she isn't looking after me :D
 
I don't like to interrupt people once they get going.

Sometimes it's more entertaining to hide the fact that I know more than they do, and actually know how to ride, and just see where they go with their silly ideas.
 
The guy at the shell by my work ALWAYS asks me if I want a car wash. C'mon.....I'm wearing a jacket and you can see the bike. You know, the one I just filled with gas!! lol
My boss always tells me to 'watch out for the wobbles' so when I got my damper I told her it was a wobble stopper hahaha
 
I once had the girl at a Petro Canada ask me if I wanted a car wash. (I was still wearing my helmet) I told her "No thanks, I showered this morning" she paused for a moment and then beat red.

My Dad always told me that since I got the bike against his wishes, and since he does approve, should something happen he won't feel responsible if I ever hurt myself.

My mom thinks it's "neat" she says I look "at home" on a motorcycle and that she's glad I enjoy it.
 
"What ever you do, don't touch the front brake" :lmao:
 
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