Stratford? Bieber! (to the sound of Newman!)
Piss off mate - I ride a 35" seat height KLR in Aus ......on some gnarly trails tho nothing like my riding mates. get into on single track. Your freezing your nuts off and I'm wandering the Australian rain forest.
We did an overnite yacht race from Oakville to Niagara and back. It got pretty interesting with the wind that pushed through from 8-11 till it just settled into a constant deluge till about 4am. Nobody wanted to stand anywhere near the 50ft aluminum mast while the lightening was coming down. after the rain there was no wind at all, the storm front vacuumed up all the breeze.