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Were you in the army Zoodles? You don't have to wage a full out war against the fat bandit
I think the bad music is fine and maybe some mothballs might help.
Just secure the fort, she will find a new place.
Ha ha! I guess I did go overboard. There is enough Raccoon repellent to stop an army of the little buggers. I put some outside where she was coming as well. If she does come in I have the trap all ready to go with marshmellows leading her to her internment.
Best of all I have two traps now, extra repellent and other supplies should I face this again.
I poked and prodded every inch of that attic she is gone. I guess the Death Metal was just too much for her to bear!