Funny **** People Say/do

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AngelEyez said:
How about when someone says "Oh yea I have your gloves in my car" and they really mean "I'm going to hold your gloves hostage forever"
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"OMG I LOVE *x*!!! Can I "borrow" your CD!?"

Broke up with her 4 years ago, yet to get one back. I guess the word borrow in general amuses me.
 
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I like how people start running after the subway as it's pulling out.

Like it's going to stop and come back for them.
 
Carly Rae jepsen should change her lyrics to this " Hey I just met you and this is crazy, you wore no condom, so here's your baby" lol
 
When someone says "expect the unexpected", slap them and say "I bet you didn't expect that!"
 
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LorenzoN said:
When someone says "expect the unexpected", slap them and say "I bet you didn't expect that!"
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Ya or when someone takes a saying literally...
 
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Student: "Yo, yo, these cameras, yo, do they run on, like electricity, yo?"
Me: "No, they run on fish."

Just an example of some of the shining stars I deal with...
 
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Macs said:
"OMG I LOVE *x*!!! Can I "borrow" your CD!?"

Broke up with her 4 years ago, yet to get one back. I guess the word borrow in general amuses me.
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Oh, I had that, except it was season 5 of supernatural. grrr.
 
I dont need to be a real man ..... I am an actor lol just heard Paul Rudd say that lol
 
"Make me copy of that cd " like CDs are ******* cheap!

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rawr said:
Student: "Yo, yo, these cameras, yo, do they run on, like electricity, yo?"
Me: "No, they run on fish."

Just an example of some of the shining stars I deal with...
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or the
'i'm like, so annoyed with like this hair iron, like it's not as good as those like, um, like those ones your mom used to like have'
 
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