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Funniest/Stupid Comment You Received While Riding

BigEvilDoer said:
Pulled into a parking lot beside a soccer mom with a couple guys after a spirited ride on a 33c day. Sweating profusely.
She looks over at me and asks "Aren't you hot wearing all those leathers?"
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should have said "Why, thank you, you arn't too bad yourself" (given that she was worthy of a milf status)
 
When Riding a Bright Red Triumph :

"Is that a Ducati? "

and this one from a Ninja 1000 rider :

"Triumph, is that Japanese?"
 
Refused admission to a sports arena with my full-face helmet (while in head to toe gear): "Sir, you're going to have to put that helmet in your car."
 
Furpo said:
Refused admission to a sports arena with my full-face helmet (while in head to toe gear): "Sir, you're going to have to put that helmet in your car."
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lol - Some people can not see past their little bubble of a life.
 
Riceburner said:
They have ask everyone as part of their job.
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That's right, or else you get a free wash coupon......so going to try and snag a free wash! Lol
 
Two50noob said:
It becomes automatic after doing it 7 hrs a day! I still answer the phone like i do at work on the weekends.
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LOL Guitly. Personal phone rings while at work..........answer with "Hello, X Software, Roasted Speaking"...............dead silence on the other end, lol

Or how about going to the airport and at 5 am, .....lady at desk goes, "Have a good flight"...........reply with "Thanks you too!" LOL
 
When I had the chick magnet (250 Ninja) a guy who was filling up his jacked up truck with double stack exhaust made the joke that I was on a little toy and should upgrade to a mans vehicle.
 
Touchit said:
When I had the chick magnet (250 Ninja) a guy who was filling up his jacked up truck with double stack exhaust made the joke that I was on a little toy and should upgrade to a mans vehicle.
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"should upgrade to a mans vehicle" that's what I told his wife and then pulled out my penis...
 
Touchit said:
When I had the chick magnet (250 Ninja) a guy who was filling up his jacked up truck with double stack exhaust made the joke that I was on a little toy and should upgrade to a mans vehicle.
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Similar. Was asked why I didn't buy the big boys bike. I asked if his purse matched his shiney brodozer truck.
 
Guy pulled up to me at a red light last year...

Him: You know how the Japanese call your bike?
Me: Honda?
Him: No.....hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..................nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...........................ddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me: Ahahahaha....funny....
Him: Or you can try.........YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..................MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.................HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thought his daughter was going to die of embarrassment in her seat lol
 
Sitting at a set of lights & a guy says "what kind of bike is that...is it fast...can you wheelie it when the light goes green"? Obviously grade 3 must've been hard on him lol!
 
Sinz said:
Sitting at a set of lights & a guy says "what kind of bike is that...is it fast...can you wheelie it when the light goes green"? Obviously grade 3 must've been hard on him lol!
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Why not oblige, c'mon do it for the kids...only gotta look my way and voila.... of course check mirrors first and the area free of popo. No biggie Lol
 
mimico_polak said:
Guy pulled up to me at a red light last year...

Him: You know how the Japanese call your bike?
Me: Honda?
Him: No.....hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..................nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...........................ddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me: Ahahahaha....funny....
Him: Or you can try.........YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..................MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.................HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thought his daughter was going to die of embarrassment in her seat lol
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I remember a comedian probably 30 years ago. Did all the Japanese brands. That brings back some memories.
 
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