The bike should be in the kitchen where there is better lighting and access to counter space Who gives a **** how she gets dinner ready, not your problem either.
Bike should be in the dining room, she cant get you a beer if there isn't room to open the fridge door. The pot scrubber cycle on the dishwasher stops getting grease all over your fingers cleaning parts.
Dry the parts in the oven so you get no rust forming, use the bottom rack, she should be heating you a pizza on the top rack. Dont get this wrong. Mozzarella on a sprocket cleans right off, 90 weight dripping on the pizza means she'll be in the kitchen for another 30 mins heating a fresh one.
I'll ask if we have a front load or top load, must be one or the other back there, clean clothes reappear from someplace.