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nobbie48 said:
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http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/zip/5284509770.html

I recently rented my house out on VRBO only to discover that the renter was using my property to run an incall escort service.
After I kicked out the tenants and disinfected my entire property I discovered that one of the escorts had left her suitcase.
I have not opened the suitcase but I am sure it is full of some very interesting items.
First come first serve, taker must take the suitcase and its contents without opening and it is free to the first caller.
I am not responsible nor do I have any knowledge for any of the contents contained within the suitcase .

This is not a joke

This is not my ad. I just thought some of the more adventurous members would be interested.
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The real question is, was OP on craigslist to rent a place to stay or searching for an incall escort service?
 
PLau said:
The real question is, was OP on craigslist to rent a place to stay or searching for an incall escort service?
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Why not both?
 
I'm trying to figure out how to make money from the opening of the suitcase.....
And who the eff gets rid of renters for running an escort service? I'll bet rent was paid every first of the month in cash. Just raise the rent. Landlord was not Italian, that's for sure.

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Joe Bass said:
I'm trying to figure out how to make money from the opening of the suitcase.....
And who the eff gets rid of renters for running an escort service? I'll bet rent was paid every first of the month in cash. Just raise the rent. Landlord was not Italian, that's for sure.

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Do you have to wear a biosuit to accept monies?
 
RockerGuy said:
Do you have to wear a biosuit to accept monies?
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I practice "universal precautions ": treat all blood and bodily fluids as if they are infected. Outside of that, gimmie dat cheddar.

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Riceburner said:
You pussies....any idea where the cash you handle gets to in it's lifetime???
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I was thinking about that the other day as I handed the barista a urine soaked toonie. All in a days work.
 
Riceburner said:
Then they go make your next cup....
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Uttered the last guy I confronted about not washing hands after peeing "hey I know where it's been". Like that kills the taste:rolleyes:
 
May as well turn this into a pool, we'll all take guesses and the closest person wins, that is if nobbie can man up and open the darn thing.
If you find any illegal marijuana, i call dibbs first.

PS> wondering if i have ever shook inreb's hand, or if i should go dip mine in boiling bleach.
 
AGAVE said:
May as well turn this into a pool, we'll all take guesses and the closest person wins, that is if nobbie can man up and open the darn thing.
If you find any illegal marijuana, i call dibbs first.

PS> wondering if i have ever shook inreb's hand, or if i should go dip mine in boiling bleach.
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It ain't mine. I just saw the ad and thought some of the reprobates on the site might be interested.
 
inreb said:
Uttered the last guy I confronted about not washing hands after peeing "hey I know where it's been". Like that kills the taste:rolleyes:
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LoL I found it more effective to refuse and shake a guy's hand in front of others. And then explain to him why I refuse.
 
The ad is still up. I wonder if it isn't some scam to harvest email addresses of adventurous people. Maybe a resurrection of Ashley Madison.
 
It could contain thousands of dollars in cash. These people are all on a cash system. Where else to keep cash other than with personal items.
 
nobbie48 said:
It ain't mine. I just saw the ad and thought some of the reprobates on the site might be interested.
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Googling "reprobates" now. Brb.

Edit: seems I'm a reprobate.

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LiNK666 said:
It could contain thousands of dollars in cash. These people are all on a cash system. Where else to keep cash other than with personal items.
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That's what I said.
Or he's looking for her to come back

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If that was a suitcase of cash a pimp would be knocking down your door any minute
 
RockerGuy said:
If that was a suitcase of cash a pimp would be knocking down your door any minute
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If it was the pimps, it wouldn't have been left behind.

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