flapping jeans

I don't like to fap in my jeans because of the zipper.....
 
Comes with a free.....



limited time offer.

"But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second set absolutely free."
 
how does it feel in 30c weather? lol

You know, there's vented leather, right?

I have just started this new company that sells a product to fix this issue....its called

PANT-WOW!!!!

for $9.99, we will send you NOT 1, but 2!!!! but call soon....because PANT-WOW will be running out

Why are you tip-toe'ing while u walk??
 
Not all of life's problems can be solved at the gym :rolleyes:

You're right....





























...diet is important too.
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For some reason I opened this thread expecting a pair a riding jeans with a huge front pocket and a quick release zipper inside of it. Since it's not, I better call patent office quickly; I'm going to be rich.
 
anyone find flapping jeans on the hwy obnoxious? in city speeds the winds arent strong enough to flap the jeans but on hwy it does.

what do you do about this?

Skinny jeans are the answer (but prepare for road rash)!
Or you can get leather. And hey, who doesn't like an excuse to wear leather :D
 
Wear your size.......you are obviously wearing jeans that are too big for you.
 
anyone find flapping jeans on the hwy obnoxious? in city speeds the winds arent strong enough to flap the jeans but on hwy it does.

what do you do about this?

They don't bother me at all, i'm having too much fun just riding my bike to care.
It does ruin the bottom of them though, so that's why I dedicate 2 pairs of jeans for just riding, or else I'd have all my jeans torn at the bottom.
 
Are you talking about your pant legs? Can't believe no one mentioned these: http://www.faarken.com/stirrups.html

On a more serious note, why the **** are we even talking about this? Is it winter already?
 

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