I'm dying...For anybody that remembers universal mag wheels , you'd turn an adapter plate and suddenly your GM wheel fit a ford. So i had a part time job in high school driving a tow truck, went up to Acton to pick up a piece of crap hotrod that had said mag wheels , coming down the hill past Speyside into Milton the left rear wheel came off. For anybody that watches Nascar, spinning matter gains weight so when a wheel comes of it will actually pass you. I see the wheel beside me in the mirror and try to knock it over with the car I'm towing. No dice, it goes into the oncoming lane and tags a Buick square in the grill.
The crap car I'm towing is now dragging on the axle on one side and between lines and rubber stuff , its on fire. I'd see enough TV to know they always blow up. (in reality they never really blow up but I'm 17) . I pull off into a farm field that had just been seeded since the gate was open and I was right there and start doing donuts with the tow car dragging so the dust will extinguish the fire, which it mostly does.
At that point along comes the OPP because they patroled #25 highway at the time, you could never find on of those guys when you needed one.
There is a Buick with a perfect V in the hood, 3 traumatized seniors, me doing donuts in a field with an F350 and said crap rod on the hook and a massive cloud now blocking vision in both directions.
Guy with the crap rod did not want to pay for the tow.
Ok ok ok.
Wanna learn how to wheelie. Rev it up and dump the clutch says buddy Dexter.....
Imanidiot
Most stupid mistake ever would be the following done in sequence:
Around $1000 of damage done, ego bruised horribly, said friend will never forget that day, and Fawaz brought me coffee then called me an idiot after =)
- Break left clavicle (not stupid)
- Break up with ex (not stupid)
- Become emo (expected)
- Get on the bike and decide to go ramping (getting pretty stupid)
- Meet up with a friend (why did I bring a friend to watch me be stupid?)
- Continue ramping while raining (we all know asphalt is most slippery when rain first starts)
- Grab a fist full of throttle on corner exit because I wanted to pop a wheelie to "feel alive" (APEX OF STUPID)
Something close to this would be paying to change oil on a GS500F for 2 years, but deciding to learn how to do it on a GSXR 750 (the former is much cheaper to experiment with) after lol
The other mistake is buying an RSV1000R; I want something that works, not something that works for 3 rides then ***** itself.
...soooooo..........did ya loop it? Cause that's a cool story at least lmao
Talking to a buddy about this thread And he reminded me about someone in our town bought a used CB900f project. Sitting needs loads. First thing they did was quick start and push start it. Throttle locked wide open no working brakes. Down the driveway across the street up the lawn and through the brick wall beside the door. Some how kill switch got turned in the accident. No insurance, license or ownership. He also reminded me about a couple of beat up rd350lc an apple orchard and some alcohol but I plead the fifth on this one. 1989 was a longtime ago.Do i tell people the time i threw my bike across the street in front of the police? hmmm..maybe not
I feel like there should be a story about a pine cone somewhere in there
I've made a bunch of dumb moves over the years most of them are career related, a few are bike related, but Id say in retrospect the biggest dumb mistake of them all would be to get married, I dont think I was ready, still dont think I am
I was putting in a ceiling fan at the top of the stairs.
I had cut a hole in the ceiling and was trying to jam a cross bar in to bolt the fan to.
The wife thought she should vacuum the carpet on the stairs, right under me. I remember telling her that was a bad idea.
Of course I lost hold of the cross bar, the 2x4 flies and cracks her on the head, good for a couple of stitches.
The wifee decides she'll drive herself to the hospital, as we had a sleeping baby in the other room. Bless her.
Wife gets to the hospital ER, where she is met by an old family friend that happens to be the head ER nurse. Wife explains what happened to the friend BUT all the other nurse in the room hears is "... and that's when Bitzz cracked me in the head with a 2x4...." and calls the police.
I answer the the door to two cops that immediately wrestle me to the ground and into the back of a squad car. I had no idea what was happening.
The wife gets home and nearly split the stitches in head open laughing so hard. It took about 20 minutes to get out of the squad car cuz the wife couldn't stop laughing long enough to explain what happened.
The smartest person I have ever met (not sarcastic, he was a full on genius) was using a 9" angle grinder with a cup wire wheel. We heard something that sounded wrong (noise stopped almost instantly). It had caught his sweat shirt, flipped so the cup was pointed at his ribs and wound up his shirt until it stalled the grinder. He just had light scratching on his chest. That could have been a mess.using the 4" angle grinder and noticed I've set my coat alight. start beating out the flames with the grinder before remembering to let go of the trigger
Yup guy died last week at a shop near work cut his wrist with an angle grinder and blew out before they could get him to hospital.The smartest person I have ever met (not sarcastic, he was a full on genius) was using a 9" angle grinder with a cup wire wheel. We heard something that sounded wrong (noise stopped almost instantly). It had caught his sweat shirt, flipped so the cup was pointed at his ribs and wound up his shirt until it stalled the grinder. He just had light scratching on his chest. That could have been a mess.
That reminds me of using an angle grinder to cleanup some sloppy mortar off my brickwork. 100 degrees out, I’m in shorts and safety glasses, no shirt.The smartest person I have ever met (not sarcastic, he was a full on genius) was using a 9" angle grinder with a cup wire wheel. We heard something that sounded wrong (noise stopped almost instantly). It had caught his sweat shirt, flipped so the cup was pointed at his ribs and wound up his shirt until it stalled the grinder. He just had light scratching on his chest. That could have been a mess.
using the 4" angle grinder and noticed I've set my coat alight. start beating out the flames with the grinder before remembering to let go of the trigger