do u have what it takes

so confused right now, but if that guy made it as a joke to entertain and also sell his bike, thats some funny asss shittt! lol
 
"I'm only selling this bike because I'm getting tired of the constant supply of snatch that follows me around." ... in Manitoba. :angry7:
 
"I'm only selling this bike because I'm getting tired of the constant supply of snatch that follows me around." ... in Manitoba. :angry7:

Edited due to probably inappropriate content before I get banned ;)
 
no mention of Tom Selleck's mustache?

still a 9/10.
 
Look's like he has the trophy underwear wrapped around the mufflers as souvenirs:D
 
I wanted to post the full ad here in case it gets taken down (eventually)... for keepsake.

"Do you have a problem getting TOO MUCH vajayjay? Then this isn't the bike for you.
However if you want to have bras and panties thrown at you while you cruise the streets, then you'd best listen up.
This is the 1986 sportbike of the year (legit, son) Sure it's 27 years old, but have you seen how well the Japanese age? Exactly. It runs absolutely mint and has a brand new battery. This thing is a tire burning supermodel on crack. I once had a guy in traffic ask "is that a new Ducati?"
Your new monster will break the highest speed limit in Canada in 2nd gear, and it's a 6 speed. Police helicopter? Come at me bro.
The rims are powdercoated red, and the bike was professionally painted hot rod black. (Think the same color as the stealth fighter, and that ish is B.A.)
Custom fairings, seat, turn signals, and the dual exhaust from the V4 sounds like Satan banging a hot broad. I'm only selling this bike because I'm getting tired of the constant supply of snatch that follows me around.
If you want to be The Man (or The Woman, cause chicks on bikes are mad hot) this summer then don't hesitate to call me, Matt ASAP"
 
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