do red bikes REALLY get attention from cops?

I think exhaust choice or riding style would be a bigger factor.
 
It's too slow a colour to get that type of attention.
 
Let's make this thread a little more interesting... Do fat chick's get more dick then skinny chick's?
 
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Yes we do, but we never get tickets, they just want to bask in the aura that is Ducati.

While you yellow, white and blue bike riders hang at a mediocre coffee shop, we cavort with your women.
 
My banana hammock hasn't gotten any attention. Wait what.
 
REDBALLS said:
Let's make this thread a little more interesting... Do fat chick's get more dick then skinny chick's?
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depends if you are going through a fat fetish. then they get lots of dick. every guy goes through a fat fetish. i had a friend who could seemingly get any girl he wanted. yet he kept coming hone with fat chicks. i asked him what's up and he says 'im just going through a fat fetish'.
Lol. gotta love his honesty.
 
The only time my red bike got attention from a cop was when I was towing it on a trailer.
 
silvrsurfr said:
depends if you are going through a fat fetish. then they get lots of dick. every guy goes through a fat fetish. i had a friend who could seemingly get any girl he wanted. yet he kept coming hone with fat chicks. i asked him what's up and he says 'im just going through a fat fetish'.
Lol. gotta love his honesty.
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lol this made my afternoon hahahaha
 
If fat chicks are like red bikes, then red bikes are 1) cheaper to own 2) easier to ride 3) readily available
 
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