So many of these bailout loans are just badly concieved, your a non profit community theatre and you rent space from the town for your "shows", you cant put on a show, but you qualify for a 40K loan, must be repayed in 2 yrs, interest free. If you repay within 2 yrs, you only pay 30K , you keep 10K for being a good sport. 10k just because.
right now if you apply it takes about 8 business days and the money is electronicaly deposited in your account. If your little group is smart you've already approached your landlord (the town) and said we cant keep renting the space, they say we know and we have no tenent anyway so just defer the rent.
So if I kept my company open I apply and get $40,000, bank it for two years, collect $800 interest, repay $30,000 in two years and go shopping for a $10,800 bike. Nice.