OK, long time listener, first time poster, withholding my name out of total shame. I had been reading this thread among others while preparing for my M2 and having just got home from this ordeal, I thought I'd share in case this is useful to anyone here.
To start with, no I'm not young (almost 40), have driven for years now, I drive really well I think and don't ride a cock rocket. I rode for a few years when I was just out of high school and it lapsed, I went again and got licensed 5 years ago, and have driven thousands of miles and hours without one ticket, incident or accident since. Admittedly, I left the M2 part way too late and was given a test in Oshawa (I live in downtown TO) since the options were getting so slim. My bad. In reading so many people say "use common sense and turn your head a lot and you'll be fine", I assumed I was overthinking it, brushed up on the book and the actual grading checklist, and went out just to practice specific moves.
I got there hours early and got an earlier slot. The lady was super nice and all, but they straight up said they'd been having trouble with the earpieces. I taped it right to my head but it quickly came loose. Funny enough, of all moments, for maybe the 3rd time in 5 years, some lady in a truck actually merged into me, without signalling or looking. I honked and fell back to make up the space. This wasn't the problem though. The earpiece was already sounding like Charlie Brown's teacher under the sound of a hairdryer, and it was now dangling off the tape, off my ear, basically loose in the helmet, and I guess I didn't accelerate fast enough onto the 401 as I was more distracted than I would naturally ever be trying to make out her instructions, and not wanting to go against them. I got up to speed fast but I guess not fast enough, and had to tap the helmet 3 or more times per instruction most of the way through it, which SHE got aggravated at. Rather than fix or change the equipment, she steered me back to the office and terminated the test. Just like that. Even if she hadn't, my only other option would have been to pick a random moment and make the lane changes we pre-discussed, though I'd have no way of knowing it was what she was calling for so it would have to be a total fluke.
Was/am feeling pretty crushed, pretty embarrassed, and honestly sort of ripped off. It was the equivalent of a Ride Check if they were telling you in another language through an AM radio to touch your nose and walk in a straight line, and marking you on your best interpretation of what they want. So, then I'm told that unless I write an M1 written test on the spot, which I had no intention of so no preparation for, I'm not legally allowed to drive home from there, which (sorry lady) isn't negotiable. I'm just gonna go, uh, call my dad for a ride. Yeah, that's it.
After second guessing myself so much and being reassured of how simple it was and calming myself down for the test, I was so dazed that the worst case scenario was actually happening, I was just nodding and smiling as the lady was telling me I'd have to start from scratch (in October?) with an M1. I'm definitely done thinking about it for the day, but I guess I'm going to rewrite the M1 (as if I hadn't been riding half my life), and then try to get in any of the programs that are still running this late. If I knew what a complete abortion of a day this was going to turn out to be, I would have opted to spend the $400 I don't have on the M2 course that has the test included in it, to begin with. At least it's done by riders and takes stock of your overall skills.
And since it sounds like some related industry people are posting here, I don't know if there's a suggestion box but maybe 50 cents of the $75 the test costs could go towards a disposable rubber in-ear tip? Maybe people grading you should be motorcyclists, or at least have some sense of what their instructions sound like to you? Maybe they should drive in front of you so someone can physically point where they want you to turn if the equipment fails? Just a thought.
So for anyone who is second guessing themselves, I wouldn't have thought this this morning, and I was hoping to come and post a good experience to back up the many people that breezed through it, but now I'd say that it has less to do with your actual overall skill than with a lot of arbitrary factors in one moment NOT at all normal to your usual driving routine or habits. It turns out that just taking the test because you've been driving for X number of years is quite a roll of the dice that no one is on the hook for but you. You just get to pick whether you want to be screwed in the head or the wallet. The End.
PS: Grrr.
Also: F**********k.