Is that what you kids call vaginas these day? Floodgates?
******-bag parking.
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Is that what you kids call vaginas these day? Floodgates?
Its probably a lesbian thing
Good thinking, I know dikes are used to hold back water. Dikes with gates? Watergate? Sounds dangerous.
Sounds like a "scandal"
rmemedic
Well-known member
They've gotta suck it up.
I have a new truck, and since it's a larger vehicle and I know people are d-bags I ALWAYS park in the back 1/3 of the lot, and try my best to get a spot where nobody is on either side. I see it too often I'll park like that and some idiot parks right next to me when he could have parked one spot over and both of us would have nobody on either side.
I got a dent in my rear passenger door. It isn't a door ding, but it looks more like someone hit it with a heavy object in a bag they were carrying. Luckily it's something that a paintless dent guy can fix.
2 weeks after that, some *** whipe at the track decides it's ok to not only lean against my truck to watch the racing, but also put the sole of his shoe on my paint for more leaning coverage. The sole obviously had 2 tiny rocks in it as evident by the print left behind that scratched it up. THAT ****** me off more than the door dent because the door dent was likely an accident, but this d-bag leaning on my truck was just being a d-bag... Hopefully I can fix it with some clear coat polish.
So much for keeping my +$40,000 truck perfect.
Haha, witty.
Are you assuming I'm a lesbian? Tsk tsk..
20 minutes after I picked up my new car, with 6 clear spots on either side of me, an old italian man parked directly beside me and whipped his door open into my car. How do you not know how far your door swings and why do people intentionally park close to others? Humans are strange and dumb.
We may or may not have done this, since this is the internet everything you read is true.
6 of us out and about at a grocery store. One of the kids who works there has a riced out civic.
Now thinking he would park it in the back 40, he doesnt.
Parks it right out across, taking up at least 2 spaces. You could see everyone ****** off at the way he parked it.
We may or may not have picked up his car and dragged it so it was completly diagonal in the space now. Looking something like this;
[ ---- ]
car civic car
Apparently had to wait for the cars parked beside him to leave, before he could pull out.
Never parked like that again.
6 of us out and about at a grocery store. One of the kids who works there has a riced out civic.
Now thinking he would park it in the back 40, he doesnt.
Parks it right out across, taking up at least 2 spaces. You could see everyone ****** off at the way he parked it.
We may or may not have picked up his car and dragged it so it was completly diagonal in the space now. Looking something like this;
[ ---- ]
car civic car
Apparently had to wait for the cars parked beside him to leave, before he could pull out.
Never parked like that again.
00ninja
Well-known member
What bugs me is when people don't use "urinal etiquette" (ie. leave a space in-between) in a nearly empty parking lot.
You make effort to park in the "back 40" and then some d-bag usually in POS vehicle will park right next to you when he could have picked one of the other 100 or so empty spots. Hey, it's okay to park there too but at least leave one space in-between.
You make effort to park in the "back 40" and then some d-bag usually in POS vehicle will park right next to you when he could have picked one of the other 100 or so empty spots. Hey, it's okay to park there too but at least leave one space in-between.
rmemedic
Well-known member
There needs to be a urinal etiquette chart above urinals in public washrooms... If there are 3 pissers and you're the first guy in there, DON'T go to the middle one. Pretty simple.
I actually have a mental checklist for picking a urinal similar to picking parking spaces lol.
Pics or it didn't happen.. Video's better (as long as they're hot)
She had admitted it earlier on. Unless one of the post is a lie
00ninja
Well-known member
Agreed. On both urinal and parking spot selection. LOL
I use this rule in the ladies' too. Prefer not to have to hear or smell your #2s... too bad other ladies don't use the rule
.And rockerguy: queer ≠ gay/lesbian.
But anyway, rampant ******-baggery in a parking lot yesterday. I generally park diagonally in a space, closer to the roadway than deep in the spot for visibility purposes (only in the burbs where space isn't so premium and there aren't as many bikes). As I was walking away from my bike in the lot, an old family van pulls up right next to me, trunk clearly over the line, a foot away from my rear wheel. As I walk away I make not of her plate, and I let her awful parking do the talking.
When I come back, van is gone, bike is intact. BUT someone has left a shopping buggy right beside me in MY parking spot. I know I'm next to a fixture, and there's space, and you're lazy ***** can't be bothered to just take the cart another 20 feet away, but REALLY. REALLY. I suppose it's for the same reason cagers stop really close behind bikes? They think the safety margins are relative???
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Splash
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Yes he is... I don't give a **** if he's handicap or not... wait for a better spot with a fire lane on one side or a handicap spot... Just because someone is handicap doesn't he can do what ever he wants...
I use this rule in the ladies' too. Prefer not to have to hear or smell your #2s... too bad other ladies don't use the rule
And rockerguy: queer ≠ gay/lesbian.
But anyway, rampant ******-baggery in a parking lot yesterday. I generally park diagonally in a space, closer to the roadway than deep in the spot for visibility purposes (only in the burbs where space isn't so premium and there aren't as many bikes). As I was walking away from my bike in the lot, an old family van pulls up right next to me, trunk clearly over the line, a foot away from my rear wheel. As I walk away I make not of her plate, and I let her awful parking do the talking.
When I come back, van is gone, bike is intact. BUT someone has left a shopping buggy right beside me in MY parking spot. I know I'm next to a fixture, and there's space, and you're lazy ***** can't be bothered to just take the cart another 20 feet away, but REALLY. REALLY. I suppose it's for the same reason cagers stop really close behind bikes? They think the safety margins are relative???
Meh, I watched some lady in Woodbridge push her cart in a random direction away from her and it happened to ding the (thank god) plasti-dipped part of my bumper. We had words and apparently it's cool cause "SHE'S A MOTHA!"
Oh how I can't stand the GTA sometimes
