Asking Out A Cop

S500K said:
and she left me with, rarely do I see a naked mountain biker, I'll be here "these days at the same time" and told me to stop by again and tell her how it was.

What to do?
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Three holes to choose between.

Ribbed or non ribbed choice of protection.
 
How about a simple, "hey when are you off work so maybe we can grab a coffee or something" ?

Cop, bartender, stripper, dog walker, receptionist .. how is her job a problem for approaching her like you approach any ladies?
 
afelotreyu said:
Cop, bartender, stripper, dog walker, receptionist .. how is her job a problem for approaching her like you approach any ladies?
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'Cause if you do it wrong, the other ones can only give you random STDs; this one can also give you 3-5 (out for good behaviour in 6mos)?
 
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dr_sarcasm said:
'Cause if you do it wrong, the other ones can only give you random STDs; this one can also give you 3-5 (out for good behaviour in 6mos)?
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:lmao::lmao: way to make my Monday señor Sarcasm!
 
WTF, for real? I'm no Casanova and this one is a no-brainer; of course you have to ask her out. Whether she turns you down or not is irrelevant, you lose your dignity by not asking. Is this not obvious to everyone?

Another thing that's probably not obvious is that now all the GTAM womenfolk want to see a shirtless pic of you. So get your game on.
 
Now that I think about it my two friends who are cops always tell me not to tell any guys they are cops when we go out. I think some guys may not hit on/ask out female cops. Not sure why that is though.
 
Make sure you get a ball cap. If you put it in the back window of your car with her badge number (on the side of the hat) showing it's a get out of jail free the next time you get pulled over.

Trust me :)

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Red695 said:
Now that I think about it my two friends who are cops always tell me not to tell any guys they are cops when we go out. I think some guys may not hit on/ask out female cops. Not sure why that is though.
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Lets see your friends because I don't mind getting arrested!
 
I was at a JAYS games about 3 years ago. There was this hot female paramedic there, she saw me and and came my way. We clearly made eye contact and looked eachother over. I was like WTF...she is on duty I can't just start talking to her....

MORALS FTL!


LOL...you forgot XHamster, Mia-Movies, MILFMOVS.com, and many others.

dr_sarcasm said:
Sorry, this is GTAM, your other tabs are Pornhub, RedTube and Tube8 - wrong forum.
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Red695 said:
Now that I think about it my two friends who are cops always tell me not to tell any guys they are cops when we go out. I think some guys may not hit on/ask out female cops. Not sure why that is though.
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Odd, finding out you have your own guns and access to handcuffs has a decidedly different effect on me...


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afelotreyu said:
Lets see your friends because I don't mind getting arrested!
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I would be getting arrested if I posted pics of them! Tempting though, I have some real good ones of them on a stagette weekend. Which ones do you want to see? Riding a mechanical bull in a short dress and a thong or flashing out the side of a bus filled with 26 chicks? Hahaha!!! Cops are usually the craziest I find.
 
Red695 said:
I would be getting arrested if I posted pics of them! Tempting though, I have some real good ones of them on a stagette weekend. Which ones do you want to see? Riding a mechanical bull in a short dress and a thong or flashing out the side of a bus filled with 26 chicks? Hahaha!!! Cops are usually the craziest I find.
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I am sure your pick will be wise :D
 
She'll taze you in the nuts and do bad things to you with a baton while you're handcuffed and then post it on YouTube.....on the other hand if you like that kind of thing go for it.
 
Seems to me that you should have pulled the trigger on the spot. Weak effort, she is still a person and should be treated as such, uniform or not.
(i prefer not).
What's that term the kids use.... you got NO game.
 
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